Short Horny Poems
Short Horny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Horny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Horny by length and keyword.
Me Too
horny men
looking for love
in all the wrong places...
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Categories:
horny, funny, funny love, inspirational love, life, love
Form:
Haiku
Flirt With Me
I am not horny
But I'm easily turned on
Flirt with me baby...
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Categories:
horny, lust,
Form:
Senryu
Treating Nerves
Went to treat my nerves
Will come back in the morning
Drunk tender horny...
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Categories:
horny, funny,
Form:
Haiku
Haiku 17
Whispering cold night breeze
Blowing out intense feelings
Making me horny....
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Categories:
horny, love, lust, me, night, sexy, wind,
Form:
Haiku
Male View
her boobs and caboose
got him so horny turned on
same size and same curves
...
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Categories:
horny, sexy,
Form:
Haiku
Love Is
Sip the love horny
exhaust yourself with pleasure,
rest, and love again......
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Categories:
horny, allusion, appreciation, cute love, extended metaphor, perspective,
Form:
Light Verse
Spring Fling
a scent on the dew
a trilling of horny frogs….
tadpoles in the mud
©5/9/2022...
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Categories:
horny, creation, life, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Am Horny
got theses feeling
got me reeling
for you have this
come lets kiss and kiss
this is noe baloney
AM HORNY...
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Categories:
horny, adventure, fantasy, passion,
Form:
Light Verse
Rose
rose is a colour we call flower
rosy cheeks thorny stem horny beak
rose is a rose red or yellow
rose or white life is good...
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Categories:
horny, allusion,
Form:
I do not know?
Tmi
Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while...
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Categories:
horny, absence, humorous, lost love, truth,
Form:
Couplet
Yellow Stones
A wanton young girl on the loose
Encountered a big, horny moose
It mounted behind
And what did she find?
It really was a silly goose!...
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Categories:
horny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Viagra
A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya....
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Categories:
horny, funny, gender, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Horny Queen
the man with a crown on his head
has likely to spend time in bed
the Queen, misbehaving
the cause of much raving
preferring most couches instead....
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Categories:
horny, abuse,
Form:
Limerick
Horny Games
World becomes the hell
Rulers when cultivate greed
Hate begets revenge
Warfare body lives on blood
Deaths are politician's game
16.09.2020 Chattogram...
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Categories:
horny, life, political,
Form:
Rengay
Exposed
Jane set out for an intimate night
Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight
Naked with horny tattoo
She overcame a taboo
Innocence lost in dirty delight...
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Categories:
horny, love,
Form:
Limerick
Sandy's Candy
There was a poor girl named Sandy.
She decided to sell all her candy.
She sold lots of slow pokes
to rich, horny blokes.
Now, she lives in a mansion, so dandy!.....
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Categories:
horny, funny, silly,
Form:
Verse
A Port In the Storm
Mister Donald J. Trump went on a cruise
Got lathered up on martinis and booze --
In glided Stormy
Trump was so horny --
For his latest 'position,' watch the news!...
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Categories:
horny, drink, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Men Morning Tease
Like seriously I wish every morning
Doesn't fake men naturally horny
For every sure dawn's smile
Should adore its own style
Setting their pricks' structures really corny...
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Categories:
horny, 1st grade, art, boy, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
A Bevy of Horny Fillies
A long lost uncle has suddenly died
Leaving me a treasure that staggers the eyes
A mansion imposing
But therein disclosing
A bevy of horny fillies, I began to cry...
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Categories:
horny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I Will Survive.
I sprain my ankle alot
doing things my ankle can't handle,
obviously.
My fondue is simmered by the pain; the flame of new.
Makes me feel alive,
and a bit horny too.
I will survive....
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Categories:
horny, art, food, imagination, introspection, life, loss, people,
Form:
Free verse
I'M a Little Horny Unicorn
< mythical creature
woven from the hands of god
and given an horn...
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Categories:
horny, adventure, animals, education, fantasy, happiness, imagination, inspirational,
Form:
Haiku
Man
Eyes............predator
Shotgun
Horny
Penalty box.....fuzzy handcuffs......locks
Risky.......stop
Hunter.......Balls
Bigfoot lense
Dog........wolf
Hiding......waiting
Short skirt.......cold...
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Categories:
horny, for him,
Form:
I do not know?
Free Cee No Matter the Matter
NO MATTER THE MATTER
There are ladies who will laugh at anything I said
No matter how corny I get
There are ugly women I wouldn’t invite into my bed
No matter how horny I get
© 2008…..free cee!...
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Categories:
horny, dedication,
Form:
Epithalamium
Sensing Sensuality, Sensual Abc Contest
Animalistic body craving
Deeply erotic
Flesh, girth, horny
Ingesting Jiz, kinky
Lewd mind
Nipples orgasmic
Physically quivering
Racy suggestive thighs
Under vulva wanting
Xenogenous yearning
Zeal
23 September 2015...
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Categories:
horny, desire, feelings, lust, senses, sensual, sexy,
Form:
ABC
Free Cee a Bang For a Bang
A BANG FOR A BANG
I think this was silly upon due reflection
So maybe I’m sillier than anyone
A horny chick told me to bring some protection
So I brought along a loaded gun
© 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~...
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Categories:
horny, angst,
Form:
Quatrain