Short Germans Poems

Lost Mustang pilot/Purple Heart killing Germans/English hillside, end...

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Assign region flattery gauges?
Silly but let’s try anyway.
The Scottish slather it on.
The Germans withhold it.
It’s Irish blarney.
Overindulge
Compliment
Praise...

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The loudest composer, ’tis clear,
was Beethoven - man of the year.
The Germans are proud
of music that’s loud
because Ludwig van couldn’t hear....

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Make it as bad as it really ing was
The Nazi’s most lethal fighter plane
With a  load of guns and bombs
Killing Allied and Soviet forces 
Like they were tin soldiers paper planes...

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Four games in,
we don't concede,
we beat the Germans, 
we believe, 
history holds misery,
this new breed 
bring victory. 

St. George cross flying high,
We're England til we die...

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Kriss Kringle galore-
The sanctity of Christmas,
And blissful New Year.



Kriss Kringle: Germans word for 'Santa Claus' or 'Father Christmas',
 as being called in some parts of the world....

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WALES 1 GERMANY didn’t

The Germans take great pride
In long words measured by the clock
But can they compete when vied
With Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch...

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Italians make pizza
    Scotties bake cake
  Russkies drink vodka
    Indians bathe in the lake

  Swiss craft chocolate
    Germans craft beer
  Saudis play golf now
    Brittney's been Speared...

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Hawaiians speak like 
Soft rain falling…Asians talk 
Like popcorn popping

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Germans sound angry.
French… like clearing their throat…Mutes
Say nothing of note!
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What did they do to u?
Forced you to hide
From fear of Gestapo.
From fear of murder.

Now germans look
at Amerika and spit.

I have something to say to
Germany.
At least America didn't melt
its own people 
into ash yet....

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Where would the South Koreans be
  If the USA had left 'em high and dry by '73

And can you imagine West Germans' lives
  If America had cleared out by '75

But 20 years for the Afghans was just too long
  Who else think the Boomers got it wrong...

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All Republicans
All Democrats
All Liberals
All men
All women
All Irish
All Blacks
All Germans
All Whites
All grandmas
All grandpas
All gays
All policemen
All transgenders
All pedophiles 
Prejudice, bigotry and ignorance often begin with the same word....

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Left And Right 
Left And Right 
 
Highway Walkway 
Right side is an English way on the left is European 
Left in England right in USA. 
 
In France is it the same as English men or Us the Usa? 
  
In Belgium is it same way? 
  
Germans are the best way. 
  
Flower trail my way....

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In some German towns
Germans are placing brass plaques
To remember Jewish families
Who were murdered 
During the Nazi Holocaust

Ordinary decent human beings
Doing their best 
To show what the Nazis tried to do
Has not come to pass
The eradication of the Jews from Europe.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Mearsheimer logic  

When the Nazi army invaded Poland
rumors had it they were killing Jews
It is wrong to call the Nazis, Germans 
although most of them were  
When the IFD army invaded Gaza
rumors had it they were killing Arabs
It is wrong to call IFD Israelites
although most of them are Jews 
  
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Oktoberfest
Pretzel and beer
Wisconsin’s finest celebration
Bringing all Germans into town
To raise their frothy glasses to each other
The prettiest girls wear the sweet dresses
With suspenders and colors of their ancestors
Salt on the pretzels as large as dinner plates
Mugs large enough to sit in
Octoberfest in Wisconsin...

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I marched the roads of the Western Front
To stem the tide of the Germans brunt
And stayed in the mud and blood churned ground
Of No Man’s Land and won to our victory bound

Australia lost 60,000 daughters and sons
Until the Armistice was signed and done
On battlefields there is silence now
And I Rest In Peace unbowed.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Wheelbarrow cat was the garden overseer
Sitting above the plants year after year
When buyers got closer, she would disappear
Her owner never put her seat into gear

She loved the butterflies with their wings so sheer
Tried to bat them away when they got near
Garden gnomes let out a thunderous cheer
When the Germans brought out their exotic beer...

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Computer personal assistants are the rage
As computers look to come of age
With female voices that are a hit for everyone
But the Germans want a male to say what is done

These have already raised sales for Amazon 
By 10% of their sales won
But the funniest thing I have heard
Are the sexual fantasies some have for the voice so absurd.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Exquisite, Alpine daisy-like flowers
Desired for my concrete, city garden.
Emblem of pure love and deep devotion 
Labeled as "noble white" by old Germans.
When my star-shaped petals began to droop,
Environmental pollution at fault;
I was told they are hardy, however
Success would be greater if I moved to
Switzerland - and a garden in the Alps.

March 8, 2023

an acrostic...

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Germany came out in their usual black and white
as the fans screamed with delight
 Italia   came in white and blue
ready to play as the whistle blew
 the Germans were favored to win the game
but went down one, from a header it came
Losing now and put on the spot
but went down again from a laser like shot
they scored one later it was true
but in the end the black and white's were blue...

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14   May   1940




Rotterdam  was  brung
Gotterdammerung  




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Note
(a )  In 1940 the Germans bombed  most of the city 
centre of Rotterdam,   killing thousands  of civilians 
and destroying  the city centre.
(b )   “Gotterdammerung”  is a German word meaning total 
destruction. The word is also the title of an opera....

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Shrill whistle blew as we crossed over the wire
Charged at the Germans who opened fire 
Those who had run up ahead
Fell first; now lay dead, 
I felt fear, 
Dread, 
Death was near, 
Puddles had turned red, 
Run zig zag, my friend had said, 
Numb my mind Lord, it's all I desire 
Shrill whistle blew as we crossed over the wire.



Written 16th July 2020 
For Anderee Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Joseph May....

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It took 2300 British pounds for the Germans to kill each Allied soldier
It took 7500 British pounds for the British to kill each German soldier
The Germans killed 35 % more men than they lost
And they captured 30 % more men than they lost through capture
But in the end they got tired of the Great War first and lost
It was a near thing but not a stab in the back as Hitler made out.

© Paul Warren Poetry


The facts, just the facts.

Lest we Forget...

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Listen to this naysayer, 
Where thee never meets his course, 
Deny deny deny, 
Nein nein nein as the Germans say, 
His heart is hard like a stone, 
He battles with his own emotions,
That lead his head topsy-turvy, 
He's ill tempered, 
Loathsome bipolar they call him, 
Mixture of poisons stifle his heart, 
Where no words venture in that dark cavern cold, 
Love never thrives in it, 
This malady is left untreated,
Till the day he carries it to his grave....

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