Short Flunked Poems

Flunked Maths

I have been considering calculations 
haphazardly apparently. 

The price paid for a fraction of work....

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A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


12/22/18...

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Can Be an Epitome

Of things can be an epitome;
Why would you get rid of me?
Common sense never had at all,
And my brain became so small;
Why I even had flunked history.

Jim Horn...

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There was once an old boozer named Dale

   Who guzzled copious pints of ale

      Although he tried his best

         He flunked the road-side test

            And was remanded sans bail to jail...

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A ~a cost too high to pay
N ~no fidelity; no endurance
G ~goes without saying; we flunked
L ~loved the Bling that came with it
E ~ever after; not in this lifetime
S ~so, there you have it; we’re done
E ~elated; we’ve come to this conclusion
Y ~you can refer to me as ~K~; without the last name...

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We are no stranger
to our sudden anger
although each outburst 
still seems like the very first
differentiated by recovery rate
from state feral to tranquility sedate
yet the truth stark we do realise 
that as small ripples arise
the test finds us feeble
awareness unstable 

30-September-2020...

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No rhyme
	This time.

Re-thought
	Still naught.

Read books
	Got looks.

Brain nap
	A sap?

More rest
	Flunked test.

Online
	Not fine.

Didn’t learn
	Still yearn.

Free verse
	Got worse.

Poet?
	Forget.

Tried hard
	No bard!



10/29/17...

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McConnell's a Kentucky fool
Who thinks Republicans should rule*
But everyone knows
Stupidity shows
Who flunked The Golden Rule in school

*Senate Minority Leader McConnell
agrees with Chinese President Xi Jinping
that government MUST be OF the PARTY
BY the PARTY and FOR the PARTY and 
the only people who warrant concern are
those who fail to toe the Party line!...

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We were friends in our college days,
no distinction of our riches,
Were all the same living our days.

Of the four years, three passed,

In the finals, few flunked in test,
For the few, year lost till next test,
No money for few, for next test.

A friend, asked - fund needed,

He said, you don't look very rich,
But I know, your parents are rich,
Help me, goes extra mile from rich,

His smile never faded....

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Welcome to Home School today,
A typical mum might say,
We'll start with Maths, okay?
First, I have an empty glass,
There is 0 wine here for a blast,
Then I'll pour in half, 
Before I top it up,
Now I have 1 whole wine to sup,
Home School does need wine o'clock,
For Mums, not kids, quite a shock,
Stop laughing at Mum, okay,
She flunked Maths too, along the way,
Some Mums are not teachers, okay,
Now who farted? She'll say,
End of Home School for the day!...

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Contiguious With Being Ambiguiou

While our car swerves and swerves,
You always like looking at my curves,
And when the wind had many gusts;
Kept blowing on my beautiful busts.

When my many poems I did compile,
None of them were ever worthwhile;
And even when I went to an academy,
I had flunked a course in anatomy.

When you see my poetry's framework,
You know it was written by a big jerk,
And could be considered contiguious;
Mine were really already ambiguious.

Jim Horn...

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