Short Crimea Poems

Whenever you feel somewhat down
Show us how you feel with a frown
Then moan and complain
Let tears fall like rain
Until all of your sorrows drown...

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Threats of force seemed a sterling idea
Especially in light of Crimea
But you’re gonna get trolled
And the tanks gonna roll
When diplomacy comes from IKEA...

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One mans carcinogenic idea
Invade Ukraine amputate Crimea
But the tumour keeps growing 
Now his sick cancer’s showing 
A malignancy called North Korea! 


By
David Kavanagh...

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Red Faced


Barrel Bombs
From Soviet Tombs
The Reds smell blood
Watching it glow
Old friends hold hands
While the Soviet glories implode
The murder from above
In the name of inflation
Crimes in Crimea
Exported
To Syria

Putin
Red Faced...

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Arizona's part of Ukraine
The home of Senator McCain
He'd gladly start shootin'
At Vladimir Putin
Since this terrain's in his domain

Author's note:  Senator McCain and Cindy have a vacation house and natural gas pipeline interests in Crimea, but now they are banned from there....

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To understand is Vladimir
That he might lives mar 
And when it gets to shooting 
I shall be shouting “Putin!”

Tactlessly commencing a conflict 
That would injuries inflict 
And as tactlessly amassing a train 
Of soldiers who are dead to pain.

Wonderful is The Brain: 
A time to use it by Ukraine;
Where’s the Canaan in Crimea 
That to other land makes it creamier? 

At the door John F. Kennedy knocks, 
When negotiation another blocks....

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