Short Bureaucrats Poems

In businessy emails I rhyme,
A large percentage of the time.
My weirdly waxing poetic,
Thought by bureaucrats pathetic,
When all is said, still be no crime....

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misunderstood bureaucrats gobbledygook
rivaling Lewis Carroll’s jabberwocky
poppycock reported by reporters of alternative facts
another round of USA’s wildly erroneous politics...

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To get Ukraine the jets it needs
  It's past time to pay niceties any heed

Just smuggle them to Zelenskyy now
  Before bureaucrats can even say 'How?'

And when all the virtue signalers complain
  Tell 'em their tongues are dripping blood again...

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Babbling bantering behind bashful backs
Bolstering bizarre behavior between brawling brothers
Before bogus betrayals bragging both bravo 
Benevolent beguile beginning bequeath  
Borrowed broker buoyancy best brainchild
Beneath broken bureaucrats breach

LOL...

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Americans lifted their picket
When Cuba proved they can't lick it
The bureaucrats came
And went back home lame
The Yanks just can't tolerate cricket!*

*Research concluded American diplomats
were assaulted by Cuban crickets rather than a sonic
bombardment. ...

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Acrimonious Bureaucrats Consolidate Divisiveness Exploiting
Fearmongering Greed Hatred Ignorance Jealousy  Knowingly Leading 
Men Nowhere   Oligarchs Perpetuating Quackery Resolutely
Supplanting Terroristic Unilaterial Vitiating Wrathful Xenophobic
Yellowbellied Zealots....

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Your treat, Monsieur de Honoré,
a sundae, hot fudge,
an iced cream dream 
sans bureaucratic nightmares, 
those trance-like states
of oh, so good men;
the static office-men
who barely skimmed life's
sweetness--that hot fudge sundae 
nestled deep in the heart of all. 
Time to eat up. 
"Look! Monsieur de Balzac has already finished his!" 




The inspiration for this poem came after reading 
Monsieur Honoré de Balzac's novel, The Bureaucrats....

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There are no rules
None at all
Stop dotting I’s, stop crossing T’s
Murder every word
Form is for Bureaucrats, verse for fools
Better a fool than a static form
Use an army of pens and paper and crush all the rules
Grammar, syllables, spelling, all fodder for slaughter
Rules are for dictionaries
Poetry should flow from the soul
If you words sing true from your heart
You have conquered the art of expression
You, my friend have won the war of poetry...

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