Short Anus Poems

horns have empty sound,
and old anus gaps blow nose; 
trumps card ancient game...

Read More

The least delicious part of veal, 
that's what your anus must reveal.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

Read More

The mafia is like a hemorrhoid:
   -Both absolutely no use
   -Both put the squeeze on their victim
   - and both are a pain in the anus!!...

Read More

Who loves this fool ignoramus?
Even Time says t-rump is not famous
He must be a commie
Since he's brought us a tsunami
Of toxins that stem from his anus...

Read More

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?...

Read More

There once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent her being startled....

Read More

Establishing the oblivious existence
That were her distant echoes
She seared my skin by way
Of her screaming eyes
And just seconds away 
from marrying the anus of death
to spare my life was damn honorable of her...

Read More

Sparus Anus
The rectal Bream
is a wayward Bream
Known to insert into
uncovered channels.
Especially when in 
fragrance infused waters. 
So women
keep covered. 
by a fabric strong.
Or spend a few hours
horizontal face down....

Read More

He fed some chicken down his throat
and plugged his airpipe tight
Then vomited for 6 damn days
to fill his mouth with fright

And came along to think he'd die
till doctors poked his chicken
When all the chicken fell right down
an anus for the licken...

Read More

Revealing my nakedness
Showing everyone my business
Somehow I'm still faceless
Like a book with blank pages
Might as well be talking from my anus
Hey miss!
I think you dropped this
She don't bother with lowlifes
Because she's socially famous 
I should've just stayed secluded
In all my rhyming strangeness...

Read More

Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada

BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland...

Read More

Janus, god of doors and gates, your inspiration,
Ahead and back you look with anticipation.
New beginnings, starting over is your renown,
Umber shades and white your dress and crown.
Arrayed in frigid ice and drifting snow,
Regally you purse your lips and kisses blow,
Yielding reddened cheeks and noses from chilly flow.

1/20/22...

Read More

Sniff my reeking rectum,
Smell it with your nose,
Inhale its lethal fumes,
It smells like a blooming rose,
Place your nostrils against my reeking rectum, 
And indulge its rank, stuffy scent,
Put your nose right up my anus,
And delight until you’re spent,
Don’t be shy now,
Please don’t choose to delay,
Quickly sniff my rancid, stinking, reeking rectum, 
And draw in its pungent bouquet....

Read More

RIPAE BENI DEAU VER

In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him. 


www.jesus.si...

Read More

to fly a plane such an ordeal
I was checked my hands a potential weapon
and dogs to smell mine
and on a return i told them you much harsher giving the full monty
like I hide a gun in my tee shirt but the dog could be explosive 
want to check is anus eight pound of love you must be joking
as he have two chips on its shoulders you'r blowing my mind
and safe travel who they are kidding not me....

Read More

Different firm within the factory
The location the belly
Cowpea the raw material be
Having brought into the factory
But afore processed to be boiled
The tongue a transporter
From the gate of the mouth
Passing through the oesophagus track-way
Enzymes within functioning as workers
And the finished product derived
Distributed by the anus
The fart is produced
For the consumption of the people...

Read More

We heard the voice 
Of the talking anus 
Beat like a light drum
Where saints were gathered.

But suddenly the stench hovered
And all hands drove close
To prevent the odour through the nose

Because the beats became filthy
All tones pitched a low key.
Everywhere boomed with bad odour
That shut every mouth like a door
At the noise of the anus that talked.

Even – the smell gave my pen
Inspiration to write this poem....

Read More

The callous hands of clock towers
Age the ignominy that has become
The very face known as American society

6 billion pricks occupy every anus
Engraved within this universe
And the one prick who appeared distinctive
Behaved like that of an equal associate

What are such clocks good for
Minus aiding the counting of fiendish nightmares
Foolishly published by such an inviting succubus?
I rue when I had first acknowledged her existence...

Read More

Janus opens for me the door to the new beginning
After my time crossed the fringe of worn out year
Nascent dreams I’ll weave on the tapestry of future
Unsung songs I’ll sing in sequence of spinning seasons
Along the destined path I’ll begin the new journey
Reach destination happy at the edge of time plateau
Yearning to see a new sun shine my life next January.

January 3, 2019...

Read More

He put his ear to her belly,
heard a milky cloud
gurgling like a water spigot,
the ankle-deep sounds of
red plasma and urine,
the murmur of mollusks
in mouthing waters;
succulent voices
pushed through narrow throats.

‘Love me’, she said,
‘make love to me
as I swell and sweat
into a woman you have never met’.

He said nothing
but did tickle
her glowing anus,
did tongue
her swollen,
blue in-between lips....

Read More

I
Yes, not profane but science
Confirms black Holes through gravity
And white holes, even for seconds,
In this vast universe, births and deaths
II
If black Holes gobble, white holes
Burp, and allow matter quick exits
For the universe is like us
In having a mouth and an "anus" -
Yet to be fully tested, gadgets permitting
Of course. Yet to write: universe as a canvas
But also a net into which rocks, debris fall
Do they require to be digested?...

Read More

As I drift along the cosmos
taking eons for my thoughts to osmos.
Here’s an idea that might sound ALIEN,
just show some MOON to keep from failin.
Originating from a place called Ur-anus,
not a PLANET but designed to contain us.
Try converting your STUN GUN
to ignite the methane for fun.
You’re destined to be a galactic STAR,
by keeping those cheeks ajar.
If you try this poetic dictum
don’t explode or you’ll become a victim.
You need to arrive sans detonation
uncharred by self-immolation....

Read More

Pity the fool who lives by numbers 
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers 
Imagines triangles equal or obtuse 
Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. 

He dreams of trig and long division 
Then stimulates his mind with a rhombus prism 
Wet duvets caused by a linear quantify 
He counts his orgasms by using pi. 

Correlation coefficients make him smile 
Exercises measured by the metric mile 
A career built on a quadratic path 
An idiotic devotion to anus numbing math....

Read More