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Sheriff Poems - Poems about Sheriff

Problem Statement, cook county, sheriff in style !
Problem Statement, cook county, sheriff in style ! My father’s daughter was engaged to my father’s sister’s son. My father’s mother opted out to have a side to join the festive eve. She (narrator) stopped as she (interpreter) intervened. O yeah! Your tortilla and your taco and your feeling!!!!! Self reliance and legacy of family tradition. Whom to say?...

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Categories: sheriff, art,
Form: Free verse
Draining the swamp of the federal and state government part one
The Democratic Party has wasted trillions of United States Citizens taxpayers dollars. The Social Security System has people even older than our nation of 300 years old on our rosters. Not all of it has been domestic some it has been foreigners illegally targeting these benefits by the the informational theft and hacking into secure accounts. Yes, there...

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Categories: sheriff, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose



Premium Member if I was a sheriff
If I was a sheriff I would wear a gleaming gold star A holster with silver twin six-shooters You would be afraid of my sequined Stetson As I march up and down the street In my fancy embroidered braided cowboy boots I would befriend Indians If I was a sheriff...

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Categories: sheriff, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse
Have Robin and the Sheriff Patched Things up?
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen! Robin Hood , Robin Hood and his merry men give to the rich what they' taken from the poor. The world in which I'm living ain't the one I knew before....

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Categories: sheriff, england, history, political, social,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member The Specious Criminal Trial
Which fish The scuba diver Is going after? The big one Or the small one? Which sheriff Is on trial today? The petty one Or the pretty one? Everyone must have its day In the Kangaroo Court. Real justice is not a myth; It never creates descent or grief. It a fact that it is easier to execute The innocent resident Than to prosecute The corrupt superintendent. All thieves must be handcuffed. A...

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Categories: sheriff, abortion, adventure, america, crazy,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I Shot The Sheriff: Parody
'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy' 'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley' 'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile' 'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile' 'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive' 'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive' 'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen' 'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine' 'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession' 'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision' 'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!' 'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!' 'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn' 'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn' 'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on' 'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse' 'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el' 'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...

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Categories: sheriff, analogy, appreciation, humorous, irony,
Form: Lyric
The Last True Sheriff of the Wild West
He was old and haggard, in the year nineteen twenty something A tall lanky old man, with a worn out hat and a rusty ring His squint blues eyes pulled together the wrinkles upon his face With an expressionless gaze, that told of another time and place Half the day he sat in his front porch rocking in his...

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Categories: sheriff, america, career, courage, death,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member New Sheriff In Town
There is a new sheriff in town and he’s a Maine Coon of course. We had tried a duck, a fish, a llama, a cobra, a spider and a horse. We watched the Maine Coon strut up and down showing off his star. He was spitting tobacco, and it landed way off, very far. The Maine Coons make the...

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Categories: sheriff, 1st grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sheriff of Milt Creek
Up in Sh*t Creek up his own fat butthole the law is an ass who thinks he’s so droll. He calls himself sheriff but I just call him Griff and he’s a real fuktard and a fugly troll! Like all coward trolls he’s just a mother but thinks he’s Wyatt Earp, O’ brother! Tom and all...

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Categories: sheriff, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Sheriff
When sheriff Taylor saw the docket He found Otis high as a rocket Incompetence was rife With his deputy Fife Who kept a bullet in his pocket 3'17-2022...

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Categories: sheriff, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Pecos Bill
Pecos Bill rode herd in the vast forlorn. His quiet Paint gobbled buttered popcorn. A tornado, in a fit, Came for a whirlwind visit. “Paint, meet Curley. His back I will adorn.” Bill grabbed his rope and threw a loop with hope And saddled the whirlwind so Paint could lope, Leisurely grazing along While Bill sang a peaceful song Though the twister...

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Categories: sheriff, adventure, animal, city, horse,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Andy and Barney
Sheriff Andy Taylor Was also the jailer Fighting for the law Never had to draw Deputy Barney Fife Giving crime strife One bullet to load Knew his penal code Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May September 29, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show ...

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Categories: sheriff, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member A New Sheriff In Town
Putin has a delightful smirk When lying through his teeth. Now, he no longer faces a jerk Who fears that he’s beneath. written July 10, 2021...

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Categories: sheriff, humorous, leadership, political, strength,
Form: Chastushka
Premium Member Kitty Mcgraw and Sheriff Tee
Kitty McGraw was on the run with her pa. They had robbed all the cat nip out of St. McClaw. Sheriff Tee declared it was a draw After he drew a gun on the two name of McGraw. He had an audience now, lots of felines to impress. She was wearing a holster and pistol over her dress! The ladies...

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Categories: sheriff, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Sheriff of Nottingham
The Sheriff, not a pleasant sort Was learning of a bad report About a soul, Who stood defiant And swore an oath, to topple tyrants Who once was noble, but now has strayed Hell bend upon his rebels ways In Royal Forest, made a stand Against the laws of Nottingham The Sheriff Stood, filled with rage Summoning a timid Page Then handed...

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Categories: sheriff, fantasy,
Form: Epic

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