Sense Of Humor Poems - Poems about Sense Of Humor

April 17—Prove something God’s Demented Sense of Humor I sometimes think That God if he/she/it exists And created the Universe Must have a demented Sense of humor. For how else you can explain Why he created a parasite That hides in your system Totally inert but if you take Steroids for any reason. Blows up like a basketball Bursting out and killing you, In thirty minutes. Leaving...

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Two wild active Halloween spirits are spookier than most. Sally senses them in the attic with her usual ghost. I saw two of them but kept quiet, for I do not like to boast. They wander in and out of my annual October wienie roast. Tell me their names then challenges my weird cousin Kevin. The ghosts laugh. One tells...

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Above her pretty head, swirled this dread rumor She'd absolutely no sense of humor ~ Why? No one understood She found jokes dull as wood ~ Seems her dad was this corny old boomer...

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A fraction of my sense of humor retains and loves full blown sarcasm mode. I have to watch it at work. I deal with children. They are experts at it. At home my husband catches my barbs in his glove Winging them past outfield to hit the fence So we can remain in love....

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A rare gift That gets one through The most rugged of life's terrains. A medicine For the soul Worth more than the most expensive gem; More valuable than Material things. Oftentimes used to cushion to soften emotional blows. a wondrous gift that engenders Laughter and makes all that is wrong with this world right again. It reminds us Not to take ourselves Or...

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It’s amazing how a sense of humor, can change the intake filter and quash a rumor. Lightness with brevity that comes with a spontaneous smiles,Can change the attitude of Chi town, LA, or even New York City. Life wears you down and forces your access to humor deeper within. The key is to keep playing...

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ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late night warm water attack so grab it by the swizzle stick now home it up and hold it in till you reach the late night watering bin your inner teeny, weeny is calling out to your inner...

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Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? By: Miracle Man (New Years Eve 2019) On the evening preceding this New Years Day, Two decades have passed since fearing Y-2K. Renewed thoughts in most minds continue churning, As we relive a time that was most concerning. Some hoarded items seeing us nearing the end, Many predicted a calamity that this would portend. Seer’s predicted change...

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Be Able To laugh at Absurdities Of life. Never take yourself seriously Date written and posted: 06/27/2018...

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sense of humor never able to show you that funny aspect of my personality never was able to revel to you my hidden fun side something always held my true personality back from making an appearance around you why i just can't put my finger on it can't figure it out still maybe it's because...

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feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet labeled church for every one to see my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid to read the brand of the unit porker I flush. and if in a hurry Tito will do the job as american standard is occupied....

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A slight hint of consternation was in her voice, “Why did you tell those people I’m deaf and dumb?” “I never said you were deaf, my Dear.” She laughed, but I kinda felt like a bum. Hell. It was just a joke. One evening, she asked, “Will you love me if I get chubby?” I responded, “Of course I still...

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" A Sense of Humor ... " ( A Satirical Moral ) (Part 2 of 2) A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru This Life A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru The Night A Sense of Humor - Gets Us Thru What's Not Right 'Cause A Sense of Humor - Has It's Own Kind of Might 'You've Got A...

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" A Sense of Humor ... " ( A Satirical Moral ) 'Somewhere, There's A Sense of Humor' Said The Jack In The Box 'We Keep A Sense of Humor' Said The Gambler's Tokens At The Slots 'I Don't Like Your Sense of Humor' Said The Chicken To The Fox 'You Gotta' Have A Sense of Humor' Said The Hounds To That Same...

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Sometimes my sense of humor can be dark, blue and risky, but I figure that as long as people are laughing along with me, what's the difference if my humor is clean, gory or dirty?...

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