Schnoz Poems - Poems about Schnoz

...Jingle bells and reindeer smells -- note to Mrs. Clause: before Eve-trip, to reduce scent and slip, no beer and sardines for Rudolph! That damn Guiding Red-nose needs to find other fuel ......

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...Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history Predicated on his paying obese sense to Ronald McDonald patron saint buzzfeeding his pie hole courtesy "two Big Macs, Fillet-O-Fish and a chocola......

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...Friendliness equals self sustaining positive feedback fruit loop My humble apology for inducing thee to manure yourself thru figurative following poop, best flushed down the toilet of the b......

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...“What exactly are you?” “I don’t normally ask, but here we are.” “I am, how do you say in earthling? I am your favorite martian.” “What big ears, I mean antennas you have! Do they hurt?” “Only whe......

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...Please keep yer cotton-pickin' schnoz out of the Israeli affair, Joe! Mr. Netanyahu is much better qualified to deal with the foe! Seems everything you get involved with becomes a giant fiasco!......

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...My friend is known for a horsey type grin Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind Through fields of clover Don't mind his odour Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince<>...

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...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......

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...As you get older, you'll hear plenty of quips On freedom and wisdom, but here's my tip: Guard your schnoz around pepper, and squeeze those knees If you don't want to pee your pants when you sneeze......

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...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......

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...I felt his little wrinkled nose pressing through the snow, just when I thought I was all alone, under this lovely quilt so bright. I’m tougher than I look; I can be broken. Let the cold ......

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...At seventy-plus, my noggin is a barren landscape, that once grew a prized crop of chestnut hair. And yet some scattered strands of grey, still, sprout here and there above a fussy hedge; ......

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...(I'll call him Frosty the Snowperson to be politically correct; So as to placate sensitive souls, I must be quite circumspect!) Now that that matter is settled, his ice skating caper I'll relat......

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...THE FATE OF FUTURE A romp of childhood, descending my steep driveway, to the bus. My urgent path lit dimly, filled with compacted snow, shoveled with steel blades. I wearing a woolen coat, alw......

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...My friend is known for a horsey type grin Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind Through fields of clover Don't mind his odour Just hold onto your schnoz and try not to wince<>...

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...Willy, the Rat Terrier He nibbles on my nose. Why? Heaven only knows! Each tooth feels like a pin. I need much thicker skin! Yet Willy, the rat terrier, could not be any merrier. Afte......

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