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Rub-a-dub-dub ~ Mommy and her little one, splashing in the tub, playing with Mr. Beluga, the whale, and grabbing Wally the walrus by the tail, and riding two seahorsies: one named Gitty, the other one Yup. ...

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Categories: rub a dub, 1st grade, baby, childhood,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
What nursery rhyme's gayer, I'm asking you, bub, Than the one that has three grown men sharing a tub? Was it their sexual orientation, Or merely water conservation, And they were all charter members of the Sierra Club?...

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Categories: rub a dub, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Limerick



Rub a Dub Dub
JEANIEMAC Rub a dub dub two in a tub. Where did the soap go? He lay back flat Right on his back. While she fiddled about below. TIM SMITH Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub. I swear to you Lassie it's not always a stub. The water is cold. I'm getting old. Come a little closer and give it a rub. LIM'RIK FLATS Jeanie and...

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Categories: rub a dub, basketball, beauty, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rub-A-Dub Dub
Rub-a-dub-dub Three men in a tub What were they doing there? A grout guy, a plumber Not sure who was dumber The third guy to open the beer!...

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Categories: rub a dub, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Rub-A-Dub Dub, 3 Continents In a Tub
I see North Africa Through a little girl’s eyes Continental ignorance Stagnant in their reflection Oppression Like sinuous flames In the heat of their arid deserts I see America With its once prolific economy One man It tumbled all Two elections – “it’s all your fault!” Teetering precariously, waiting… For Obama to hold it together I see Europe Where art thou now? Hiding like politicians – fools they are Come out, come...

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Categories: rub a dub, political
Form: Free verse



Rub a Dub Dub
Rub A Dub Dub Dub A gay ***** flick filmed in a tub....

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Categories: rub a dub, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque

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