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Rickles Poems - Poems about Rickles


Once again, yours truly takes poetic license
...Once again, yours truly takes poetic license. Whenever the missus irks me or complains... I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch before long tête-à-tête escalates in2 Kanipshin whereby......

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Categories: rickles, adventure, age, america, angel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Where Have all the Comics Gone
... ~ To the tune of: 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?' ~ Where have all the comics gone Long time passing Milton Berle and Alan King Long time did their thing......

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Categories: rickles, dance, farewell, humor, nostalgia,
Form: Lyric



April 20 Standup Comedy The Trump Insult Comedy Tour!
...April 20—Standup Comedy – The Insult Comedy Tour! How and why he Remains so popular With some Americans Remains a mystery. He remains me Of an old-time insult Comedian, Don Rickles ......

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Categories: rickles, corruption, political,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Don Rickles
...The late great comic legend, Don Rickles never failed to deliver belly-busting giggles He always served his dish of comedy raw His insult jokes stung, yet made one......

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Categories: rickles, celebrity, humor, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
In a Pickle
...My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles. She gave some to some celebrities and that's what killed Don Rickles. When people eat her pickles, they turn green and puke. Then they w......

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Categories: rickles, food, funny, humor, sick,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Rare Disorder
...I have a rare disorder that causes me to see everyone in the cast of any submarine movie as Don Rickles. Every bloody person is Don Rickles. Once saw a submarine movie wherein a woman was saved from ......

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Categories: rickles, boat, funny, humorous, ocean,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Just a Few Clerihews
...Warning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these. Mohammad Ali taunting with poetry, his opponents he'd zing as he danced 'bout the ring. Graham Kerr "The Galloping Gourmet" oft......

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Categories: rickles, fun,
Form: Clerihew
Joseph Rickles
...Joseph Rickles Liked dill pickles To Rickles their wonderful taste was delicious What they did to his face was simply malicious.......

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Categories: rickles, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
The Comics
...The Keystone Cops were funny Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too. Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers were some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges or all the pies we saw them throw. Who ......

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Categories: rickles, dedication, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hello Dummy
... A fabulous career in acting and stand-up comedy all started in nineteen twenty-six in New York City. At an early age, you appeared on stage for many to see. For a couple of years, you left y......

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Categories: rickles, dedication, tribute, new york,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pickles and Tickles Craze
...There is a comic known as Don Rickles Whose withering wit our ribs he tickles Some people take great offense When skewered at their expense Leaving them as d......

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Categories: rickles, funny
Form: Limerick
Comic Relief
...The Keystone Cops were funny, Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too. Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers, Were just some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges, Or all the pies w......

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Categories: rickles, dedication, funny, people, thank
Form: Rhyme

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