Food Rhyme Poems

Super size your life
Live extra large
At love's drive-up window
Kisses no charge

Giggles on the side
With life's hot sauce
Squeezies to go
Hugsies no cost

Big joyful shakes
How much do...

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...The days that followed left no doubt on her master’s feelings,
the love he showed to both of them left her poor mind reeling,
he barely left...

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Here’s today’s New York surprise
I witnessed with my own two eyes:
Reddi-Whip, the cans amounted
To nineteen (and yes, I counted!).

Lined up on a bench, as well
As...

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“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party.' ” —Robin Williams

The early sunrise peaks in bright red crimson rays
Nature is delivering Spring gifts in many...

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Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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Grass-eating animals are their favorite food
Lions don’t eat carnivores, they are not in the mood
When they devour the tasty stomach of their prey
They can stay...

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Yowling and howling late at night
Meeting of cats by the bright moonlight
Wild yipping and one long scream
Coyotes cornered something by a stream

It might be a...

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Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is!
It'll soon be on IHOP's menu
They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict”
Topped with a sweet syrupy goo!

If...

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She, in her Easter bonnet
Standing beneath the shade,
Alongside gentlemen in top hats
To view an Easter parade

Church bells ring distantly
Showy, white lilies sway,
Waving to sweet daffodils...

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Apples the fruit of life, use to grow all over the earth. 
Now they have been killed and replaced to make the earth a place...

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     For those who want to ‘kill all the Jews’
        Here’s some food for...

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Wee ditty about the loudly, proudly beating heart of our oh so pretty city.

No hustling..strolling along...to the rolling soundtrack..bustling throng

A musky busker hums, strums and...

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However you dress...compress these clever creatures…

More not less..whenever features...success..

To be Francis...what about Bacon…

Salty...naughty.. fatty flavour to savour.. 

Doing each dish a favour...a porky saviour…

Get a...

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I see full moon appear.
This means Easter is near.
For students I will make
chocolate Easter nests, no-bake.
I do this every year.

Making the nests is fun
and easy...

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My sweetness, from you, my first meal,
Exclusively for six.
And for many more months after~
The grub that made me tick.

You'd go hungry for me to eat.
Still...

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