Restrooms Poems - Poems about Restrooms

...Q: Why did President Donald Trump win both the Electoral and the Popular Vote? A: He followed in the footsteps of President Ronald Reagan when he ran against his Democratic incumbent, Pres......Read the rest...

...The haunted train of Schwenksville After dark every Halloween since living social in Perkiomen Valley for seven long years, a shrill whistle train whistle (often compared to the sound of a bi......Read the rest...

...On the Garden State Parkway In New Jersey state, There are places to stop To put food on your plate Or put gas in your tank Or prevent further grief With a stop to the restrooms To get some ......Read the rest...

... a bloat of hippopotamuses zoo restrooms beckon......Read the rest...

...The slots spin, the casino’s siren song bellows its flashy music-box tune. Click, click, click…. O so close! “It’s not gambling,” she says, “it’s just a half-assed prayer we ritually rep......Read the rest...

...Hello. I was born after the Civil War and met my fate after much civil unrest. You may have never encountered me, but some things you might already know. My name is Jim Crow, and I was born and lived......Read the rest...

...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive Expanse of green acres draped like a petticoat when ye arrive birds of a feather flock together and bees gather coll......Read the rest...

...Arthritis dictates much of what I do, Relenting sometimes, though. Then I will be Elated as I feel my strength renew, Take walks pain-free and do, with energy, Housework without completely wear......Read the rest...

...I wish I could use public restrooms without being afraid. I wish I wasn't uncomfortable in my body. I wish I wasn't assigned female at birth. I wish others would use my correct name and pronouns. ......Read the rest...

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice Pandora called triggering helter skelter to get loose necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose to usher at yours t......Read the rest...

...I think last night I caught a glimpse into your soul in the same, unlucky way strangers catch a glimpse of you through the gaps in the doors of public restrooms in America. It was pure, unadultera......Read the rest...

...I once traveled around the U. S. on a Greyhound bus, My wife thought I was crazy, but she made little fuss, It was, by far, the most awesome adventure I ever took Three changes of clothes, lots of......Read the rest...

...Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle when off to see a crooked man and woman, whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little pair of mis......Read the rest...

...In love- we married young- my dear Marine and I. We moved from North to South to settle in the home which housed our little nest- June- nineteen fifty-eight. My poems honor this. But, I was ......Read the rest...

...Man-cave said to She-shed, "Here's a thought, why don't we build an actual house to live in together?" She-shed queried, "separate bedrooms, restrooms, office and work-out space?" Man-cave:......Read the rest...