Red Neck Poems - Poems about Red Neck

I’m planning to run my Ford into the ground And there I’ll be buried in it safe and sound Slowly the bed will rust off the frame And in that hole, we will remain Buried in an F150 Will not...Read the rest...

I’m all jacked up on the bottle And I’m wacked out of my mind She left me for that mail man Brown suit done crossed the line That package she was waiting on Had two legs and a smile I’m bout...Read the rest...

Susie Lee done fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, Susie Gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yore ma don't know, But...Read the rest...

‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus, His red nose and Bowie knife shining, Would be off to fill the manly's hearths, With bacon for their frying. The ground was bare of snow or ice, The sky was...Read the rest...

For those concerned of my muse My red neck proverbs, please don’t refuse, If those considered to be, of lesser degree, Could gain confidence in themselves, to see, Refusing to be put down by some carnal mind, Thank...Read the rest...

'Twas close to the day when Buba Claus, His red nose and Bowie knife shining, Would be off to fill the manly's hearths, With bacon for their frying. The ground was bare of snow or ice, The sky was...Read the rest...

My name is Charlie Munford I am all Redneck, not a nerd I have the gas sucking truck, big bald muddin' tires I needed some money, so I sat my truck on fire If you come over empty handed,...Read the rest...

A man walks by in a gray polyester suit He tells another man to call him Juice The other man in bright orange hunter's clothes, he looks bold and brash He tells Juice to call...Read the rest...