Funny Rain Poems
These Funny Rain poems are examples of Rain poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rain Funny poems written by international poets.
The RainI f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better.
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter
I adore the miserable...
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rain, angst, depression, funny, garden,
Lilians's KindnessI'm trying to count on these fingers the umbrellas
I've lost on windy days: wasn't it hard chasing them?
And swallowing raindrops, I challenged the mayhem!
Wasn't it...
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rain, appreciation, friendship, hope, inspirational,
You Fell Like October RainYou fell in October, like autumn leaves
Funny it was a hot day.
The avocado tree was budding.
I knew you only a short while,
But it broke me...
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rain, autumn, death, death of
RainWhen will it, stop raining?
Stop the plip and the plop.
When will it, stop raining?
My gardens a bog.
When will it, stop raining?
I’m living in fog.
If it...
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rain, funny, repetition, weather,
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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clothes, funny, humor, rain,
Dancing In the Rain In the UkDancing in the rain in the UK
The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane,
But I can feel the...
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rain, april, earth, england, funny,
My Friend Once SighedMy friend once sighed
That he watches planes fly by
And wonders where they’re going.
The world’s tempo beats on.
I, too, prefer to stop along
The way...
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bird, friend, rain, time,
Muddy And WetMy first sleepover
was when I was almost eight,
camping with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.
We lived on a...
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rain, adventure, farm, friend, funny,
A Quiet Day In HeavenThis poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!
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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...
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humorous, rain, sun, wind,
Cloudy ThoughtsIf I could climb on top of a cloud
I’d have the world’s coziest mattress
A cumulus quilt that’s softer than down
And beneath it, a silk sheet...
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rain, funny, humor, silly,
I Have a WomanI have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...
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rain, confusion, crazy, funny love,
Only Place Is BedStorms and gales are closing in
Heavy rainfall we just can't win
Hail and thunder lightning too
Prediction dire and possibly true.
Weather forecast no big surprise
Take to my...
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funny, rain, weather,
April Showers and FoolsAt the beginning of April,
We hear two things:
Joking around,
And hopping into spring
The "April Fools" concept,
It's a bit of a mess...
Everyone trying to
Exhibit some "finesse".
I've indeed...
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rain, anger, april, flower, funny,
RainOne rainy afternoon as I was driving
Taking precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick
Suddenly, a thought occurred to me, what thought, you ask
The...
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rain, faith,
Rain Dance DreamerI’m just another rain dance dreamer
...
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dream, perspective, rain, self,