Putter Poems - Poems about Putter

...This is the saga of Veronica Vole Who committed the perfect crime. She murdered three lovers, But not all at once, She did 'em in one at a time. The first was a lemur, A two-timing schemer, ......Read the rest...

...Finally, my blood began to coagulate. I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight; And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's too late; But I'm still alive, and hope to spare you my fate. Let ......Read the rest...

...Waves of the ocean are the music of the sea, They hum and rumble in a perfect harmony. Songs of the tides they compose, produced by the moon, By using the wind to putter a rhythmic tune. Da......Read the rest...

..."Nothing haunts us like the junk we didn't buy." Anonymous "I should keep this," I always say "I might need it some other day" Where I ......Read the rest...

...Mitch My friend is my brother from another mother who is like no other. In Christ, he’s my brother. It’s my privilege to utter and I do not stutter, nor would I mutter, In Christ, he’s my......Read the rest...

...Mud season yucky mucky Hummingbird in flight zig jig A flock of robins swinging singing New grass sprout shout Flying butterfly flutter putter ......Read the rest...

...This is start of my poem that over 8,000 other poets have read. Be A Better Putter Was with naughty iron that is a nine, Which some say has become benign, That balls seemed slow as molasses;......Read the rest...

...went on rampage they never would act their age creating much rage what we always did dread had nightmares sleeping in bed more people were dead when willow did weep we would count the wool......Read the rest...

...Summer rains are beckoning come outside, come play and sing slip and slap, splish and splash hear those raindrops falling fast! Swing that old umbrella high for now it is the time to fly! ......Read the rest...

...debris from dark storm dredged by the leaf skimmer - grandsons putter* in pool * to move or act aimlessly or idly......Read the rest...

...Now was i talking about a gun am i coaching a photographer Am i offering a shot to a shot putter am i gee-ing myself as i stand infront of a mirrored glass pretence i definitevly know what the m......Read the rest...

...If you're putting your putting on hold perhaps the putter you putt with's too old......Read the rest...

...Instinct whispered Trust your gut Put your money on it It's a three-foot putt Don't breathe a word Keep your lips sealed If you blow one more It's beg or steal... Your putter meet......Read the rest...

...Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled ......Read the rest...

...L’orange de Noël Trump met a girl from the gutter Who set his heart all aflutter But she was a chooser Who called him a loser Trump really needs a new putter!......Read the rest...