Pun Poems - Poems about Pun

A photon checked into a hotel, a rather interesting sight. It was asked "Do you have luggage?" It said, "No, I'm travelling light." When I'm at home I like to read books, and relax in my dressing gown. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Staying in shape is important, of that there is no doubt. I keep trying to...

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In "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens there are four notable ghosts or apparitions; and of that quartet of wondrous ghosts the Ghost of Christmas Presents is the one I like the most!...

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Here we go again (pun intended), Some points raised but poorly defended. Opinions are not facts. But ignoring contracts, Don’t sit well however well intended. ...

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Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy Puns are nice, but I need a living so I can get all life is giving, but I don’t drive and can’t afford a chauffeur. Each job I’ve tried just turns and kicks me. I’m broke and need someone to, “fix” me. If I could bake some bread, I’d be a, “loafer.” I need...

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When Hugh and Ron got drunk together and pissed a lake of mighty size, their eery neighbor also spilled it and let his eery waters rise. By far superior was another with depths of thirteen hundred feet. His superiority was awesome which Hugh, Ron, Eery couldn’t beat. Below them lay Ontario Lago, a bloke whose name is not much fun because no matter how I...

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Cat said it's purrfect Owl said it's a hoot And so ... The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea!...

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We had a most horrid schoolteacher, And us children did all hate her, She’d shout at us for no real reason, And threaten to see us later, She had a dip on a Florida trip, And was swallowed by an alligator, But only crocodile tears were shed, ‘Cos we were all just … gladiator!...

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Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decided to ask the cow out to the Stampede, but he was grounded. Caught some fish that was wailing from some a-salt and batterin'. Went to the vineyard...

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If you were long-winded but no pun in ten did, do you lack humor’s art, or was that a long fart? Once a pun, a thyme, a sage got tossed for smoking in a bar; It seems bad jokes are not in season; close, but no cigar. A glutton for punishment - Never sausage a thirst! He grinned at the butcher, Now, give me your wurst! ————— for...

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In prepping for a funeral The family gathered in the hall They sat there all mourning Even though it was nightfall He had eaten lots of vegetables Yet, he passed on in his suite Must have still had too much sugar And not enough heart beets A farmer by trade, he grew Not just beets but onions too When he passed, they...

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My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red, graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred. She was once a banker, but after some time lost interest, wanted to be a pilot, her career could take off for the best. She thought to be able to fly high, could be very uplifting, instead she bought a boat, for...

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I went to see the "Rolling Stones"- they rocked! I had two tickets to see "Cher" in concert, I kept them both A "Moody Blues" concert got cancelled, I heard they couldn't tolerate each other Never did get to see the "Beatles" in concert, that really bugged me I went to a "Rush" concert, it...

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FOOTLE AS A PUN rondeau around...

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There is a pun for fun. Is it for none? Is it for one? Or is it for some? Does it last a while? Does it come in a gentle smile? Is it in a wonderful style? Or do we just store it in a file? Does it bring in warmth of the heart? Does it bring in an amazing start? Can we walk...

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Don’t take for granite who you are Just be a little boulder Remember that you’re made of stars And someday when you’re older You may be a marble statue That the pebbles gaze upon And the world shale marvel at you And of quartz you will rock on....

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