Political Satire Poems - Poems about Political Satire

The old facts lie, the old truth dies Everything needs update The new facts open our eyes Revisionism is great New lemming-minded must observe This harsh reality The world we thouroughly deserve Our ancestors couldn’t see So after cleaning it looks fine This good old brave new world Its pharisees and philistines Its glorified absurd What’s new, looks old, and in reverse Its all the same,...

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The old ‘Pass-Punt-Kick’ contest misappropriated by politicos You’re familiar with the stereotype the kind who check which way the wind blows Like a hot potato they pass...

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My people set out sixty-six years and six months ago Give or take; sure, liberties taken, but I'll give her back, And if you want, they got a machine with occasional fact, But back to forbodingly sixty-six years and six months back, From where it began, when Mrs Mack wheeled out the TV set-up, A foot tall, a foot thick,...

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To witness the secret conniving, to hear of grand plans made on behalf of others ‘For the good of all’ – the absurdity of it in the face of disinformation – the whispered schemes by the vain leaders. Ah, the illusion of significance in their small universes; gaining nothing, understanding less. Yet, I long to be a witness to...

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Chemicals in my veins I don’t even know what it contains We're all living in fear in this crazy year Chains are holding us down At help we frown Can't live life alone But can’t figure that out Don't know what’ll come next People are perplexed Politicians speak their lies Don't care who dies...

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Hang in there, Mr. President, just one more year the trappings of office so precious, so dear Your inner circle will cover for you, never fear ~ electorate cheers your every sneer ...

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Why do politicians lie And our wallets deftly pry, Puff and bluster all the time Their intent to cheat sublime. Are we dumb or just naive Of that talent to deceive, Smiles aplenty to go round While broken promises abound. Why venerate them so And not tell them where to go, Pay good money after bad The whole thing is rather sad. When we put them to...

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~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~ Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand “Make America Eat Junk-Food Again” And at that roadside stand was RFK eating processed food, Ole! Old McDonald’s had a kiosk...

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GO, NO—STAY Deport those filthy illegals, go call the cops! But not the brown losers who are picking our crops We won’t tell them to go Who else would stoop so low? And it would cause inflation in our grocery shops ...

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Whereas and wherefore hence and hereafter An idle balloon sits high in the rafters It’s hard to decide which one is dafter The one who just bought it or the “arts” crafter the media just primps and prunes while she stumbles in the ruins rejoicing in the things she brings while dancing on those puppet strings he sees a future glowing bright says he’s...

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A blessing indeed is my washing machine wash, rinse, drain, spin Voila! My clothes are clean O for the news cycle to be...

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Harris can’t run from her record, for sure Never admitted Biden's health was poor Not running ‘half-assed’ She’s turned up the gas Insisting the southern border’s secure ...

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There was once animal that looked like a camel ...

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Such a joy to watch the DNC this week Ebullience and elation reaching their peak When Kamala appeared to the release of balloons A new dance craze invented ~ ‘The Social Media Swoon’ ...

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I play by the rules day in and day out, Showing my class, wielding my clout. I take the hard blows time and again, Knowing my patience shan't be in vain. Joe's on the ropes, all by himself, Waiting around to be dumped on the shelf, Restraint is my friend, as I pull back and watch, Those flailing wild jabs I so...

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