Plumbers Poems - Poems about Plumbers

I am a plumber, CDM is my companies name, The initials belong to my sons, They may work with me one day. I had a LARGE WHITE van, Before Covid made all of the Prices lower. Later I tried to get different work, a variety, But I partnered with a no- good man, And I lost it all again. I had insurance so I...

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Sump pump is broken Constant water run Plumbers cost money Homeowner is sad Waits a bit too long The basement floods Ruins couches Bedding thrown out Salvage nothing Expensive Life lesson Plumber comes Nasty Stump pump Flood ...

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TOP SECRET according to Trump Is toilet paper for his rump It all gets flushed But now he's rushed His toilet can't handle the dump (To Donald, TOP SECRET is when Stormy Daniels visits again For no one should know What time she will blow For God may declare it a sin!)...

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Plumbers refuse to make a return visit. After Medusa washes her hair out well. Too many eager snake eyes watching them. Down the drain where monsters dwell....

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The plumbers name was stop cock jock Whose eyes were firmly on the clock Put his wrench in his belt What a shock when he knelt Cos the grippers caught in his ad hoc With tears flowing like a river He tried to stand and deliver His bits changed to blue Mates said what a to-do Stop cock jock was all of a quiver Penned...

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Oh, how patience and wits are put to test For "creative" math used to figure the best Far be it for a newbie to question the stats ...

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PLUMBERS BUMMERS - FIVE FOOTLES Brain Drain Dumber Plumber -------------------------------- Oshkosh – OH MY GOSH!! Butt crack gone slack ---------------------------------- Plumb Sexy No stench wrench wench Contra-Septic Blue pill bag fill Pay Day No rush He’s flush ©3/23/2017 submitted to – FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES – Poetry Contest...

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Without great words of wisdom, a nation will survive. Without purveyors of idiom, a dynasty will thrive. But let the sewers overflow when waters run amiss, And you will find a people on the brink of the abyss. Kingdoms rise to glory through the works of humble men Whose masterpiece is laid with pipe, not scratches from a pen. So if...

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The faucets are dripping I get so nervous that I can’t stop shaking It’s like a cold steel dream I know you can’t stop it But it’s the mechanical thing That scares me. Drip, drip, drip Is it really that bad To bring people into my house I doubt it But I can’t stand it any longer Some thick-legged boy will tell me It was...

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