Funny Planet Poems

Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...

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I had spent time decorating my home for Christmas Day,
but felt forlorn when I should be quite gay;
the blinking lights on the tree were...

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Viewed from high above
humans wander the planet
lost ants with big shoes...

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Why haven’t I been writing poetry . . .
do I really have nothing to say?

Nothing even though it's the time when time
is an avalanche halfway...

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11/5/19
"Beyond the Poetry"

Grew up on country roads that were dusty
And bumpy
When I was a dummy
My life was crummy
Experienced it first hand, didn't just study
Life's a...

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Where Doth The Internet Exist?

The pro fun ditty of above
stated poetic side - title aligned
into an unexpected Eureka
(out of a vacuum) find
just when I felt...

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Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to...

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I walked along the street one day to see what I could find,
I looked for something interesting to stimulate my mind.

When suddenly appeared before me...

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Ultra Sound Tickles (By Moji Agha) 

Ultrasound tickles tickle soundly; 
Or do they? 

Do they have a choice in the matter? 
Or they tickle the...

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As our civilisation reaches new heights
We can be proud of our achievements
As we enter a new golden age

Survivors of the second penicillium war
We harnessed our...

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This planet is under a curse
To help out I'll shorten this verse
To be green I agree
To switch off my PC
And......

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In my game of life
I play sometimes against,
and sometimes with,
Time as Other player

Playing against
seems to have bad odds of feeling like a winner,
while playing with...

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I miss you
Like the planet misses the stars
Like the ground misses the sky
Like the spider misses the fly
Like the drunk misses bars
Like the old man...

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I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once even though I don't even...

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I only learned one thing in school
And that was how to fight
The teachers were always so good at it
And they were always right.

One teacher was...

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