Funny Places Poems
These Funny Places poems are examples of Places poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Places Funny poems written by international poets.
The Christmas AlligatorHe prowl very still across
the calm merky waters
I can see him and he can
see me with his big yellow
eyes his pupils...
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Categories:
animal, funny, july, places,
Ode to the Bowling AlleyI like the sound these funny shoes
make slapping on the wood,
I’m no league-bowler, that’s for sure,
but most folks say I’m good.
My buds and I meet...
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places, appreciation, friend, fun, imagery,
Confused I And Stressed In Londonis everyone from Barking Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...
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places, city, confusion,
Apple Picking - Double TankaIt wasn't just some,
the entire orchard was ripe!
Crisp fuji apples...
they would taste so good... maybe...
But I can't reach those! They're high!
I climb the ladder,
reach for...
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Categories:
food, funny, places,
A Scottish LocationA bonnie wee place, Drummore.
Just aff the Galloway Shore.
A stoat and a fish.
Their signature dish.
A bonnie wee place Drummore....
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places, cheer up, fun, funny,
Hotelier Lloyds and Customer CurtisTo me Lloyd can’t attend:
He does badly offend,
Customers’ patience bend;
After them could dogs send,
So that cries might air rend,
One sure to go crazy,
When Lloyd’s answer...
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Categories:
conflict, desire, food, places,
Toasty SantaDown came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft...
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places, christmas, dance, fire, giggle,
A Strict DistrictAll the folks in the district
Know that they should walks restrict
Or guards shall restrict their walks:
Make them suspend lengthened talks
Or with lengthened talk send...
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Categories:
bullying, community, places, prejudice,
The Strange But True Story of the Lincoln ImpDown in hell, that stronghold of sin.
strange things stir, but let me begin.
I'll get to the point. Some details I'll skimp.
I tell the tale of...
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Categories:
gothic, mystery, places,
The Gilt Hours In-BetweenI was a busy archaeologist, who enjoyed interesting and fulfilling work,
And I was very intrigued, with the ancient sites where mystery lurked.
My painstaking work...
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places, fantasy, imagery, mystery, nature,
The Mall Is Now a Ghost TownIf you need to ease your mind,
With silence ever vast.
The mail, a place where you will find,
The ghosts of retail past.
Starting in the parking lot,
With...
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Categories:
places, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Carmel By the SeaImage of Carmel by the Sea by Pixabay.
Carmel by the Sea
Three-quarter distance to the city
the rose bowl parade's held,
paying a friend another visit
as if the...
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Categories:
city, places, sea,
The DestinationMy eyes open to the feeling of the warm sunshine glow
The bed feels so good that getting up will be slow
Peering through my bedroom...
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Categories:
places, car, funny, hilarious, humor,
Old House Bluesbats in the attic
spiders on the floor
nobody stops to see me no more
bugs in the kitchen
termites in...
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places, fun, home, song,
The Lady Who Went PlacesThere once was a lady named Genene
Who went places she’s never seen
She wore an old crown
While in every town
Till she was mistaken for a queen!...
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Categories:
places, adventure, celebrity, character, funny,