Phat Poems - Poems about Phat

Two happy phat cats roll around in the meadow Gathering pollen and dust, and asking “so?” Their temperaments placid, their eyes all aglow. Watch them skedaddle when machine comes to mow They wag their tails in the happiest friskiest way. We watch them until they are out of sight end of Tuesday. Loving their confidence, their moves and sashay. Two happy phat...

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Joyful phat gram with her cheeks so full Was eating up an entire grape jelly roll We did not say a word as she fed her cheeks She fell and rolled down the hill for several weeks...

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I shall mould thee Saidth the board To be adorned Forever and ever Red pigment Which with Cement looks like Clay I shall mould thee That ye shall stand Forever Throughout eternity Forever and a day Georgia an alkal Fiber mesh The winds and rain Stand to ah-test Wakes and Papahanaumoku Shall recreate the world to bring it to anew Bonus beneath me The name of earth Annada the dieti To have birth Thin stone veneer stone A boarded tyveked...

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I shall mould thee Saidth the board To be adorned Forever and ever Red pigment Which with Cement looks like Clay I shall mould thee That ye shall stand Forever Throughout eternity Forever and a day Georgia an alkal Fiber mesh The winds and rain Stand to ah-test Wakes and Papahanaumoku Shall recreate the world to bring it to anew Bonus beneath me The name of earth Annada the dieti To have birth Thin stone veneer stone A boarded tyveked...

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He was all fancy phat and pinky pink Dancing a jig with a kick and a clink Kicking off mud in a priggish way A pig who liked dancing at the end of day He was a marvelous companion, it is true We liked everything about him said my friend Boo A pig who was all that, and fancy phat! I invited...

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She was wearing a cabbage frock and a cabbage hat It was so verdant green yet she looked quite phat I think the orange carrot necklace was the deal That made her look pretty today next to the wagon wheel....

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With an Ovation of peers and fans he stood and smiled."non Best:but me" he said looking at those who wished to dethrone him. He than promised every person to the right of him a tommorrow. He said that there defeat might cause them depression and those that would regress to vinacat there yesterdays might that same vinadation allow him to reclaim that which he would reearn....

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Phat argyle cat so furry and fine Your diamond plaids are right on time In pink and gray, you may simply dine On kibbles and bits, chased down with kittish wine....

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they supped on Bjurholm drank Kumis dined on haggis and rubbed down with sassafras oil some made dessert from ackee fruit and had puffer fish and shark fin soup what word of satan they spoke that they are evil and vain there vanities covered by thongs of Xinjiang and cursed all that forbade there way of loving they made fun of the foolish and cursed the wisdom of yesteryear they summoned evil...

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His picture was fake, but she was truly PHAT, Liking her, he messaged her to chat back ASAP. While chatting, she was shown the guy's true image: “WTH?” she texted back to her gal pal, throwing in - SMH. Acting all nice, she told the guy, “BRB.” Privately she was wearing a BEG. He believed for a short while that the...

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Phat chach I love you cuz I j u z, does;. -Urban Hood Language Fat chance for I love you because I just do. -Engish (Common) Language ...

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Let me tell you ‘bout this cosmic cat, somebody you really oughta know Got the coolest walk, the hippest talk When he enters the danger zone, his heartbeat slows ... Giving casual yawns, while everyone is running for their life He’s mellow maxing out, waiting for the madness to stop And he gets a private sit-rep from the first arriving cop He’s a hero for the people, a...

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When I call the cool girls phat, they think I'm calling them fat. They get very offended and angry when I call them that. When I call them phat, they won't go out with me anymore. Last week a girl broke my nose when she slammed the door. Some of the girls kick me in the crotch and others...

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"Phat Like That" here i come, here i be wrap your love-en arms around me don't be a missed this is something you sure want to kiss because there-s no platitudes between you and me its on, like sock too feet Hook:: so here me loud and clear i can put it to the max...

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