Perks Poems - Poems about Perks

Terrorists deserve ‘severance pay’ ~ Chopping off their heads would be ok ...

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A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy A sip of foamy latte and I grow a funny mustache nicely served aside a delicate truffle ganache A tete a tete with my favorite bestie at the local Cafe just before we...

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Playing ball, he got great perks But still, he's a selfish ass jerk He constantly rants and rave Wanting others to be his slave So, stop being so diverse...

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We may not look forward to being old, But there are perks for those of us who get to be old, Which is a perk in itself. If you become old enough to be pensioned off, That gives you more perks, If most of what you have still works. But the perks that I find give one much pleasure, We...

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Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive Expanse of green acres draped like a petticoat when ye arrive birds of a feather flock together and bees gather collect nectar, pollen, and water to bolster their hive verdant vista sports spot for wildlife to thrive such as; whitetail deer, red fox, Easter bunnies, garter snakes. Not only state of...

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Nobody from my hey-day good enough to play in today's NBA That's what they all say I say that's because now it's 'all work' a 'day-at-the-office' mentality, like a clerk but with multi-millionaire salaries and perks based on individual stats, instead of unselfish teamwork Time to pay a small fortune to...

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Furtive, I would slip away any poor excuse would do, make my way across the lawn into building twenty-two Secretive and circuitous I took an odd and winding route... While bustling they had no time to wonder what I was about Far removed from fluorescent gleam conveyor belts and machinery- a soft-lit, silent posh retreat damask-lined walls with greenery Oddly placed within the building inconvenient (so they said) a glorious refuge for an introvert a quiet space to clear my...

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I, (and the missus) pleased as punch residing at this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania locale, (since july first tooth house sand eighteen), marks one year and better with (on site service) wash and wear, but most irrefutable attraction ...

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We're members of the Gardens; We pay our yearly dues. Their parking lot, though (15 bucks!) We have to pay to use. They toss in several passes Each year when we renew, But why make members pay at all? I haven't got a clue. This policy is bogus And another thing I hate Is on those chintzy passes There's an expiration date. A membership...

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There once was a man from Albuquerque who said he never saw a live turkey, so he traveled to the East to a place which housed the beast... now, he loves turkey breast that's quite perky!...

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I was a good wife that kept a spotless house, And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse. When he mowed the lawn in the summer heat, I would bring him a cool drink, just to be sweet. After thirty years we have parted ways. Now I have a new trail in which to blaze. I’m finding out that...

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Principle Quantum Number that stands for (n) The higher the quantum number the energy's higher again. It can be any positive integer 1,2,3 to infinity It tells us the electrons energy level, nothing to do with alkalinity. Next is the Angular Momentum Quantum number (l) It tells us the shape such as a dumbbell Its values based on n, anywhere from...

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A s I think B ack on all those days of C onfusion, utter D esolation, I remember E very blessing that befell me. F amily and friends and of course G od above loved and cared for me. H aving thought about it, I realised how lucky I was. J ennifer might be happier, K evin more successful, but L ess blessed are they in M...

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I desire privileges Of loves greatest perks Nothing can compare To the feelings it creates Fill my heart full Let me feel everything All the souls desires In one joyful plunder Everything hinges On loves every bow May one day I feel it Absorb its very power Rusty...

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When the day is long and filled with hurt I lay in my bed and remember things that make my lips perk Like today I spilled hot water across my hand I remember the time when he bought me that red head band he said it would look lovely in my dark curly locks but I thought it looked ugly...

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