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Pastrami Poems - Poems about Pastrami

Piggy Porky Perfection
... However you dress...compress these clever creatures… More not less..whenever features...success.. To be Francis...what about Bacon… Salty...naughty.. fatty flavour to savour.. Doing ea......

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Categories: pastrami, food,
Form: Rhyme
Hoss hockey
...Mint Julip and Pimento Cheese Smith Island Cake and Beef Pit BBQ Hot Pastrami on Rye and Cheesecake She offered him the meal and smiled at him without saying much more. he frowned and ate. ask......

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Categories: pastrami, character,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member 'D'isgraceful 'O'bnoxious 'G'rotesque 'E'litists
...DOGE boys Musk and Ramaswamy Box their cold cuts with pastrami They soon will behold While napkins can fold Budgets are not origami......

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Categories: pastrami, 2nd grade, boy, bullying,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mad About Towns
... When we set out on a road trip We didn’t stick to the old script And were gladly amazed And rarely unfazed Hitting strange towns though some were skipped We started from Thatsnot, OK Which ......

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Categories: pastrami, humorous, travel, word play,
Form: Limerick
Julie's Wedding
...When you attend a wedding, You’d expect, one would assume, That the planning would be geared for friends Of both the bride and groom. So it’s always a surprise, that as The bride or groom’s mo......

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Categories: pastrami, wedding,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Pangiellas Tale
... ~ Pangiella~ 9/9/2023 Pangiella wed-a wealthy Pakistani. He bought her a pricey Mogdiliani! Plus, an annual supply of Pastrami Be assured, he wa......

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Categories: pastrami, adventure, fun, humorous, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Things To Think About Later
...Roast beef on Rye. Pastrami on toast, a Rubin - I only have thinly sliced bologna. Not hungry anyway. Beyond a window, a dog is on my lawn, my mind shouts, surprisingly the dog seems to hear me.......

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Categories: pastrami, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mommy Dearest
...She was my dearest mommy smarter than any swami a turn of bad luck was hit by a truck now she thinks she’s pastrami......

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Categories: pastrami, fun, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Spam
...Keep your bacon, keep your ham Keep your loganberry jam No pastrami No salami In my sarnie I want Spam Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains Slightly spicy ......

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Categories: pastrami, food,
Form: Limerick
Best Sandwich Ever
...Best Sandwich Ever Sam Adams favorite sandwich Was the make it yourself sandwich Served at the Ashland Oregon, Co-Op A modified BLT sandwich on Gluten-free bread Cheese, roast beef or pastra......

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Categories: pastrami, food, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Car With No Reverse - 1975 Chevy Monza 4 Speed Manual
...I rolled like Caesar down the boulevard the day I came to town. My triumph was impromptu and abrupt. I parked my Chevy by the curbside on a gentle downhill slope In hope there’d be no need for bac......

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Categories: pastrami, car, romantic,
Form: Lyric
No Carbon Copy
...5/5/21 Woke up groggy The waters were often choppy From Del Monte Toward Milwaukee To way beyond Nagasaki And all across the Mojave See me in person or hit me up on the Walkie-Talkie Alway......

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Categories: pastrami, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dancing Personification of Pizza
...Hello my name is Pizza It's me you wants tuh eatsa You want with lotsa meatsa? The fave of the Tsaritza!......

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Categories: pastrami, dance, food, giggle, happy,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Sauerkraut In the Kitchen
...Sauerkraut in the kitchen Chased the pastrami away Now I can’t make a Reuben. Start of a really bad day.......

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Categories: pastrami, food,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Prized Pickles
...persians pickled firm and crunchy, thin and pint size - spice them with little red flakes and briny water. pack them side by side in a sparkling jar. twist, pop that top, fork-stab those p......

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Categories: pastrami, food,
Form: Verse

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