Pastrami Poems - Poems about Pastrami

...DOGE boys Musk and Ramaswamy Box their cold cuts with pastrami They soon will behold While napkins can fold Budgets are not origami......Read the rest...

... When we set out on a road trip We didn’t stick to the old script And were gladly amazed And rarely unfazed Hitting strange towns though some were skipped We started from Thatsnot, OK Which ......Read the rest...

... For breakfast she starts out modestly: a cup of tea, no milk, but sugar plenty. By nine o’clock her stomach’s growling, and Edna’s in the kitchen prowling. There must be something she can c......Read the rest...

...When you attend a wedding, You’d expect, one would assume, That the planning would be geared for friends Of both the bride and groom. So it’s always a surprise, that as The bride or groom’s mo......Read the rest...

... ~ Pangiella~ 9/9/2023 Pangiella wed-a wealthy Pakistani. He bought her a pricey Mogdiliani! Plus, an annual supply of Pastrami Be assured, he wa......Read the rest...

...Roast beef on Rye. Pastrami on toast, a Rubin - I only have thinly sliced bologna. Not hungry anyway. Beyond a window, a dog is on my lawn, my mind shouts, surprisingly the dog seems to hear me.......Read the rest...

...She was my dearest mommy smarter than any swami a turn of bad luck was hit by a truck now she thinks she’s pastrami......Read the rest...

...Keep your bacon, keep your ham Keep your loganberry jam No pastrami No salami In my sarnie I want Spam Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains Slightly spicy ......Read the rest...

...Best Sandwich Ever Sam Adams favorite sandwich Was the make it yourself sandwich Served at the Ashland Oregon, Co-Op A modified BLT sandwich on Gluten-free bread Cheese, roast beef or pastra......Read the rest...

...I rolled like Caesar down the boulevard the day I came to town. My triumph was impromptu and abrupt. I parked my Chevy by the curbside on a gentle downhill slope In hope there’d be no need for bac......Read the rest...

...5/5/21 Woke up groggy The waters were often choppy From Del Monte Toward Milwaukee To way beyond Nagasaki And all across the Mojave See me in person or hit me up on the Walkie-Talkie Alway......Read the rest...

...Hello my name is Pizza It's me you wants tuh eatsa You want with lotsa meatsa? The fave of the Tsaritza!......Read the rest...

...Sauerkraut in the kitchen Chased the pastrami away Now I can’t make a Reuben. Start of a really bad day.......Read the rest...

...persians pickled firm and crunchy, thin and pint size - spice them with little red flakes and briny water. pack them side by side in a sparkling jar. twist, pop that top, fork-stab those p......Read the rest...

...Pastrami on rye, piled up so high Sauerkraut oozing out from the side Served steaming hot, with mustard on top My last sandwich be this ~ gladly I'll die......Read the rest...