Pam Poems - Poems about Pam

A telegram from uncle Sam: “Your dearest auntie Pam cut in half by a brakeless tram; left her legs, took her torso – riding somewhere in the Metro.”...

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Remember the story of Pam Am Flight 914? It took off from New York City in 1955 with 51 passengers. Disappeared for thirty-seven years then landed n Miami? This story was printed in the Weekly World News three times Maybe if they printed it enough times, it became plausible? it is a false story, but we may have all heard...

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When Pam is cooking She would concentrate on it Making sure nothing will spill On to the hot stove...

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A Mermaid Named Pam Out at sea, a poor mermaid named Pam- far away from her neighborhood swam; richer waters she'd try to attract a new guy on a pirate ship planning a scam. 'Cause big treasure she needed to find her life hadn't been any too kind- she was missing a fin and some scales on her skin- but a pirate with patch is...

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There was once a girl whose name was Pam Mean as she could be, blamed Uncle Sam Abhorred all the rich Thought life's a bi#tch Green with envy she didn't give a damn 3-14-19 Contest:Green Humor Sponsor: Carolyn...

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Gilly darling dont do that You don't know where it's been And put our hat on there's a love I'm fetching some ice-cream Do you want a cornet child? Or will you take a lolly? Oh Gilly darling don't do that I'll have to tell your Mummy Now sit here on the beach towel And do try to be good I know you're keen on...

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Sit down clown and drown your sound bubble before I puncture it with my slam, I'll show you an epic wham bam epigram 'cus I am the lion and you're a lamb, your jam lacked glam like expired meet attached to smelly feet and moldy ham, It was so lame that I wonder if you're insane, maybe you...

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I'd Love To Meet You Both ****************** The topics you have mentioned all relevant, still to this day. It's like I know your husband, for I too, know just what to say! You didn't mention world pollution, especially microplastic Are you in denial of a situation, which has now turned to drastic? Plastic pollution, yes, and scientists are now finding drugs, Not...

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As worshippers in Australia lift holy hands to Heaven I recall promises to pray for the ill, the aged, the convalescent Praise-worthy voices dance exquisitely, inside a church called Hillsong You and I must intercede for friends, foes,for those who don't belong A for America, for a Holy-Spirit led Revival, a new Great Awakening And for Adam and Andy, Allison...

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Greg Focker was always an awkward man, only fiancée Pam could understand- Jack would be his in-law, and soon baby’s Pawpaw, retired CIA in all the land. The Focker’s housekeeper was Isabel, rumors Greg had an affair and didn’t tell- Had a spawn named Jorge, from Greg’s roll in the hay, in young puppy love dear Greg Focker fell! Suspicious Jack kept his...

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I can’t believe it’s been a year since she’s passed away, But the memories I have keep her alive in my heart. I always thought that I’d see her again someday, But I guess life got in the way and kept us apart. I regret the fact that I didn’t take the time to keep in touch. She was always...

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Pamela Relph wanted to join the army, the Royal Engineers, Because she was funded by them for sixth form fun arrears, But she got arthritis just when she was eighteen and keen, And so undertook a BSc at Birmingham in physics, mean. In 2011 she won gold at the World Rowing Championships, With three others,...

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Maybe she's a stranger. To the rest of the world unknown. Far from being famous. Devoured by a world, cruel and dangerous. Treated as if she were contagious. She's become a faint memory, a stranger without a face. Set aside and ostracized. It's easier to routinely erase her, rather embrace her. If you'll recall it reads justice for all, it clearly said. Is...

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Pinocchio Pam You are our hope She so very good looking She looks just like a man She got in the photo On acid was she Exclaimed with surprise When the flash went off in her eyes...

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What a privilege It has been To have Pam in my life As a dear friend Someone so honest And most trustworthy With real compassion And much integrity She listened when I needed Someone to talk to And if she said she’d do something It was just what she would do She truly inspired me With her professional skills Giving me knowledge to never forget And I never will Her inner...

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