Outhouse Poems - Poems about Outhouse

Once a common fixture in every home’s backyard, the dilemma of what to call the “outhouse” is still a mixture of debate and prudery. A less offensive name than its vulgar alternative, “s--thouse,”is not likely to change. Humans aren’t very good...Read the rest...

Sammy was terrified of the outhouse. He had been scared of it since he was four. Since the day his mother disappeared. Why can’t we get indoor plumbing? He asked Daddy. Daddy did not want a bunch of strangers...Read the rest...

JANUARY VIRGIN AT THE OUTHOUSE DOOR Not much of light, the cold had settled in, and made for her, sweet Laura of the farm, the quick of flight, down path direct and thin, and well known, for relief of...Read the rest...

THE DUNNY BRUSH It has been here since modern sewerage was begun and each water closet usually has at least one. But to get a participant to use it, can really be a chore. Most folk will use the...Read the rest...

The woman married at a young age to the eldest son of a farmer, a relative of mine. Usually, she woke up early at the crow's caw and swept the dirt floor of the house with a broom often...Read the rest...

From Eden to the outhouse in just a few thousand years blooming weapons of mass extinction from the seeds of our many gifts.. A volley of nuclear warheads is coming within a generation or so the wealthy and powerful will...Read the rest...

coldest day ever stiff outhouse door barely shuts rude awakening...Read the rest...

A flea market called the outhouse market is located just outside of York Town. And an arrow sign nailed to an old tree points you to the best flea market around. Cause it's hidden behind some outhouses folks need to...Read the rest...

I was raised up in Wichita Kansas A city slicker I'd guess you would say Once my Uncle Ben took my brother and I To visit his cabin for a night and a day We fished and swam and...Read the rest...

Back in the old days Which wasn’t long ago. We had to use the outhouse When we had to go. They came in many shapes and forms And reeked of you know what. The walk was rather tedious When you had...Read the rest...

Travelling through the outback with a tour group, my stomach started rumblin' I had to go poop. I ran underneath a eucalyptus tree, but a dang dingo kept following me. I had to go really...Read the rest...

Watch me walk through the sadsands of stupored time trading youth for aged ashes, suredness for shyness knowledge for retirement, candor for cowardice, diligence for dunceness, eagerness for edginess, fairness for flakiness, goodness for gonadness, healing for...Read the rest...

I passed by the privy one day and heard this voice that came my way. I looked all around and way out yonder, stood there awhile and had to ponder. Someone was calling my name so free, but who in...Read the rest...

Welcome to my outhouse My humble little abode Just four walls with a couple of holes That help with the ca-mode Always something to read Or a word search to be done May write some words on the wall To read later...Read the rest...

Sitting in the outhouse, Gettin' high on turds; Thinking about my crappy life, Can't sum it up in words The kids ain't worth a quarter, They're meaner than the mob; All they do is eat and fart, They won't go find a...Read the rest...