Old Geezer Poems - Poems about Old Geezer

How come all my good buddies Look so much older than I? Guess they didn't take care of themselves That's surely the reason why Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit But my friends look frail and tired Can't believe...Read the rest...

Me, an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels, thus a global nonrenewable resource(s) repentant consumer admitting heavily trod carbon footprint additionally deeply enmired within very late adolescence, hence I shriek with utter dismay starkly aware personal hygiene suffers direct...Read the rest...

A harmless old geezer who loves everybody It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy It's my lot in life A secret device Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...Read the rest...

Bully, the bull dog thought he was tough He barked until his owner had enough Bully went to the pound A disgruntled old hound He had a name change...now he's called "Scruff" Blow Hard was a very ugly bullfrog Sat in...Read the rest...

One day I was flipping through the TV channels When I happened To chance upon Oprah Who was interviewing this suspicious-looking fellow, Who turned out to be some kind of “new-age” guru, So I stopped And I watched...Read the rest...

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer. I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer. When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate. Old...Read the rest...