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Old Geezer Poems - Poems about Old Geezer


Premium Member An Old Geezer
How come all my good buddies Look so much older than I? Guess they didn't take care of themselves That's surely the reason why Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit But my friends look frail and tired Can't believe we went to school together Seems life has put out their fire Skin's all wrinkled, their hair is white Their teeth are not...

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Categories: old geezer, age,
Form: Rhyme
Experiencing Emerging Adulthood Stage While Inching Toward Being An Old Geezer
Me, an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels, thus a global nonrenewable resource(s) repentant consumer admitting heavily trod carbon footprint additionally deeply enmired within very late adolescence, hence I shriek with utter dismay starkly aware personal hygiene suffers direct hit grungy kamikaze pilot courtesy this groomer cause I shower once every fifty second week. All joking aside, I recognized (after therapy session on November twenty third with...

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Categories: old geezer, anger, childhood, confusion, father
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Harmless Old Geezer
A harmless old geezer who loves everybody It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy It's my lot in life A secret device Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...

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Categories: old geezer, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bully, Blow Hard and Old Geezer
Bully, the bull dog thought he was tough He barked until his owner had enough Bully went to the pound A disgruntled old hound He had a name change...now he's called "Scruff" Blow Hard was a very ugly bullfrog Sat in a pig sty on a rotten log Boasted about his size He was not very wise Cuz the moron was eaten by a...

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Categories: old geezer, humor,
Form: Limerick
Rant From An Old Geezer
One day I was flipping through the TV channels When I happened To chance upon Oprah Who was interviewing this suspicious-looking fellow, Who turned out to be some kind of “new-age” guru, So I stopped And I watched As this guy rambled on. And he had a book out (of course), which would sell by the millions Now that Oprah...

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Categories: old geezer, humorous, satire,
Form: Free verse



An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer
Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer. I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer. When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate. Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt. I was about to give...

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Categories: old geezer, funny, humor, old,
Form: Rhyme

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