Nitwit Poems - Poems about Nitwit

...Wish I had a giant that I could outwit I’d sneak away when he told me to sit Bring back the cops and they would arrest the nitwit Alas, my tiny beanstalk has not grown one whit......

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...There is nothing to write about she Prue whined My reaction to this is not keenly kind What if that sewing box fell on your head? What if you died of fright, stone-cold and dead? She looked at ......

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...Desi DeRotten was not easily forgotten She only wore cotton, and was easily besotten. Missy Fit heard about her, and got sick a bit. She has incredible wit, unless she senses a nitwit. Swede Gl......

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...People lie to me about big things, people lie to me about small things. They lie about what's dear to me, they lie about what doesn't bother me. They speak highly of crooked beings, they downpla......

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...many sins Trump did tout from temple first thrown out ugly words would shout we knew from the start Trump was never very smart he would break our heart on Trump saw blemish back of truck p......

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...How thoroughly you wreck me With the taste of hope, I can't resist That you may actually perceive my existence As if you haven't already taken more chances than I can give In fact, I gave so many......

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...One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)... offers his interpretation of critical race theory I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, in......

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... NOTE: Just had to bring ol' Barry T. back. As you may remember, he's deffo not a Poe fan, what with his classic poem The Raven portraying ravendom as nothing but a bunch of dimwits who can only say......

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...If I can walk ten thousand miles Just to see your sunlit smiles, I’d die ten thousand more times Maybe, a billion times per chime; this time, I’ve committed love crimes If I can walk infinity t......

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...Substance with death plan or harm, To recover from it Luck’s charm; Planter taker has lost his farm, Not likely to help ‘Raised Alarm’. In one’s bowel begins its strike, All good organs poison......

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...We have some breaking news, straight from the U.S.A., her citizens had a meeting and here’s what they had to say. We’ll send old Joe to the nursing home and turn off Trump’s remote, and as for the......

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...Channel Five calls mayoral candidate Goots a bully. He is referred to as the AntiChrist on Channel Three Someone on the air yells “liar, liar, pants on fire.” This is the best news we find on our......

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...Eagerly on my word processing app My fingers pressing keys Tippity tap Penning my classic in verse Thinking the fog will disperse Yet there’s no classic just a......

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...gnarly gray goat was so plain, he was embarrassed by it. he collected florals from garden and dressed up with wit. thought he looked terrific, showed off his petals a bit. behind his back other go......

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...dark matter(s) by Michael R. Burch the matter is dark, despairful, alarming: ur Creator is hardly prince charming! yes, ur “Great I Am” created blake’s lamb but He also created the tyger ......

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