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Nitwit Poems - Poems about Nitwit

Nitwit Poems - Examples of all types of poems about nitwit to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for nitwit.
First One They Threw Out
...many sins Trump did tout from temple first thrown out ugly words would shout we knew from the start Trump was never very smart he would break our heart on Trump saw blemish back of truck p......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
The Dog and his Master
...How thoroughly you wreck me With the taste of hope, I can't resist That you may actually perceive my existence As if you haven't already taken more chances than I can give In fact, I gave so many......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, abuse,
Form: Free verse



One generic baby boomer, a garden variety sexagenarian
...One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)... offers his interpretation of critical race theory I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, in......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, 12th grade, abuse, africa,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Poe
... NOTE: Just had to bring ol' Barry T. back. As you may remember, he's deffo not a Poe fan, what with his classic poem The Raven portraying ravendom as nothing but a bunch of dimwits who can only say......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Miles of Smiles
...If I can walk ten thousand miles Just to see your sunlit smiles, I’d die ten thousand more times Maybe, a billion times per chime; this time, I’ve committed love crimes If I can walk infinity t......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, angst, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse



Poison
...Substance with death plan or harm, To recover from it Luck’s charm; Planter taker has lost his farm, Not likely to help ‘Raised Alarm’. In one’s bowel begins its strike, All good organs poison......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, character, depression, evil, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Breaking News
...We have some breaking news, straight from the U.S.A., her citizens had a meeting and here’s what they had to say. We’ll send old Joe to the nursing home and turn off Trump’s remote, and as for the......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Facts Do Not Mean Anything To Media
...Channel Five calls mayoral candidate Goots a bully. He is referred to as the AntiChrist on Channel Three Someone on the air yells “liar, liar, pants on fire.” This is the best news we find on our......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, today,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Empty Headed Moron
...Eagerly on my word processing app My fingers pressing keys Tippity tap Penning my classic in verse Thinking the fog will disperse Yet there’s no classic just a......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, poetry, writing,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Simple Nitwit Gnarly Gray Goat
...gnarly gray goat was so plain, he was embarrassed by it. he collected florals from garden and dressed up with wit. thought he looked terrific, showed off his petals a bit. behind his back other go......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
William Blake Poems
...dark matter(s) by Michael R. Burch the matter is dark, despairful, alarming: ur Creator is hardly prince charming! yes, ur “Great I Am” created blake’s lamb but He also created the tyger ......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, brother, children, creation, dark,
Form: Rhyme
I Posit Picayune Propensities Prevail Among Pesky Management
...I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management Most favored renter status imposed on us i.e. meaning myself; (one tarnished prince of Highland Manor) and the missus, his princess ......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, abuse, america, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Across Figurative and Literal Blackened White Board
...Across figurative and literal blackened white board... Where death of democracy writ large, nevertheless psychological strength predominates unlike earlier chapters of mein kampf. Mine hardsc......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Propagation of Hate
...Malignant gangrenous political cancer corrupts, festers, and poisons United States, thus opposition cannot wait, especially since Gospel in accordance with feeble minded Donald Trump implement......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, america, betrayal, dark, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Christmas Choo Choo
...The Christmas Choo Choo is coming around the bend. The joy she gives to children simply cannot end. We are happy to see her, she brings such enjoyment to us. She’ll be here in a minute, chugging o......Read the rest...
Categories: nitwit, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

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