Muffin Poems - Poems about Muffin

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossible firm me (read...Read the rest...

His exuberance overwhelmed all that met him. He was joyful every minute of every day He loved life and everything that beset him. The missing rabbit that the neighbors bought their daughter for her birthday, was...Read the rest...

Recipe Just a small portion The muffins The dressing is made from scratch A little sample in a muffin Tastes great Small plate Cranberry Sauce toppings Elegant style Worth the while Delicious in size. Homemade In a fancy dish Sizeable amounts 12 dressing muffins in a pan The dressing style On...Read the rest...

As I look upon the Sun rays they spray golden joy Spirals that swirl with sight-drops, Falling into rain sprinkled spring showers...Read the rest...

I really miss your muffin-top when you are far...Read the rest...

Look Just take a page out of my book Call me Captain Hook Because my hooks have you hooked And don't you dare give me that look You know you looked Call me a spook Because they dropped a nuke Now I'm a...Read the rest...

For Muffin ... No gazelle legs to adorn her Unending spots of black and white A leg thats placed in each corner No gazelle legs to adorn her I am her crestfallen mourner Licking, Nibbling, playfully light No gazelle legs...Read the rest...

Gentleman muffin wearing monocle My mustache never been out of fashion Never thought bringing out my chronicle Jockeyed searching my perfect companion I dreamed becoming morning glory muffins Howbeit fate is in the hands of the baker Throws old ingredients, I’m...Read the rest...

Nailed to a coffin, Little Miss Muffin Smoking cancer sticks, huffin' and puffin' Along came a health preacher Tried his utmost to reach her She said, 'Like a smoke ring? ~ I'm not...Read the rest...

Good old Muffin snug in his bed Next to the sofa where sits big Ted Ted is so big he sinks to the floor Which causes old Muffin to have a last snore Big Ted fell asleep while eating...Read the rest...

Once there was this badger; he was really selfish! He hated doing merger in hunting for fish. One time he found a muffin, and hid inside a coffin. He had a delightful munch, enjoying his early lunch. He was so satisfied that he...Read the rest...

Do you have an Achilles heel? Mine is a blueberry muffin. Always makes my taste buds squeal, When it comes fresh from the oven. Served up warm with a cup of tea, A reason to get out of bed. No coffee...Read the rest...

She watched him hide his pretty wares, When the Easter Bunny came. And as the children ran in pairs, She joined into the game. Their short legs were longer than The short ones that she wore. For each egg going in...Read the rest...

The Great Cosmic Muffin Commeth When the Great Muffin comes It will arrive with casinos all in chains In Chaos with Chance, its lover, dressed in games Rolled in by dice on a cloud of rain and a...Read the rest...

Today I tried on some pants, the zippers shouted, "I cant's!" So I sucked in my gut, bellybutton's a rut... Damn, fill the hole with some plants!...Read the rest...