Funny Men Poems

Three times the mass of the sun
were the boobs of stripper, Priscilla the Hun.
And when the adoring men yelled out for more,
she'd shimmy and knock...

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The Glass Ceiling

“Woe there sister, where do you think you're going?
 Turn around, go back, stop, cease, desist!
 Nothing for you above my see-through barrier....

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6 years ago, I wrote limericks about 5 PS poets. Today, I've posted
about another 5 and will continue to add more...  before 6 years.

I...

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You're so incredible, the most amazing man
I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand
There will never be another man who...

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"You have to listen to my opinion."
"No I don't. Go away."
"But my opinion is highly informative."
"No it isn't. Don't care."
"I know so much more than...

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When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...

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handsome like the Marlboro man
I stared at the old lady, thinking it was funny
then I met him, a handsome jackaroo
jillaroos would come out of the...

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All around the fortified town all the systems were down, and a heavyset man took all the money and left the town in a hurry....

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I rush every morning holding my coffee .
I board the bus , checking my phone 
I want no problems .
As mind prepares for hectic hours...

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i suppose they will all
be soon to depart
the danish girl
has removed her top
the germans will soon follow suit
the french girl
will arrive soon minus everything
there goes...

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There once was a city called Zor
it was home to many a bore 
	the women fainted
	and the men feinted
that was what Zor was famous for...

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A big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.

Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.

I...

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Like seriously I wish every morning 
Doesn't fake men naturally horny 
For every sure dawn's smile 
Should adore its own style
Setting their pricks' structures really...

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Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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Would I be a man if I had the chance,
To grow hair in strange places and jump up and dance,
Whenever a touchdown is made for...

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