Maud Poems - Poems about Maud

...Colorful black cat gave turquoise a new flare He danced with excitement, straight up in the air Splashed turquoise and oranges all over his bod. We loved watching him, me and Grandma Maud. He t......Read the rest...

...Into the lead spin broken bottles and knives appear locked by electric sparks that bring you back to life over the once warren where rabbits roamed we go shoplifting in London so fare The Poli......Read the rest...

...They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod. I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud. Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes. Why they dress like this, I dou......Read the rest...

...the annual fluffy Christmas dance is about to begin We sat ourselves down next to my cousin Finn Shhh! He said, pointing to the Christmas tree. Be quiet if you are going to sit next to me. So I......Read the rest...

...They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod. I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud. Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes. Why they dress like this, I dou......Read the rest...

...the annual fluffy Christmas dance is about to begin We sat ourselves down next to my cousin Finn Shhh! He said, pointing to the Christmas tree. Be quiet if you are going to sit next to me. So I......Read the rest...

...God Save the King! So echoed round the village halls, the pubs, the streets the day our Charlie Prince was crowned. Homes decked with bunting, cake, and treats. We celebrated with a rave, o......Read the rest...

...We came from the beginning, shrouded mists of time and space, And in this vast and northern clime each found our sacred place. We were our country’s pioneers, the people of the land, We lit the fl......Read the rest...

...BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE Two widows sunbathed on a beach A nudist walks past hear them screech He’s a well hung bloke Old Maud has a stroke but sadly her friend cannot re......Read the rest...

...THE LANCASHIRE LAD 1914-18 Hello Mother, a nurse is writing this for me, I’ve lost my arm and a bit of my leg you see, But I’m up on crutches and hobbling about, So this afternoon, they’re ship......Read the rest...

...Maud was old and lazy Her life was becoming hazy Some days she thought she was seventeen Another she was her Majesty the Queen She was happy being crazy......Read the rest...

...Alex couldn't stop thinking about his mess It was just so silly and depressed But he could never forget the pork grease That morning, Alex encountered a spill express He had to calm himself wit......Read the rest...

...[Where Have the Old Words Got Me?: Explications of Dylan Thomas's Collected Poems, 1934-1953] [Author: Ralph Maud] [February 2003] Some of the rest I must use; they are jeans and sweats; they......Read the rest...

...Forward... for those of you rather younger than I, Soylent Green was a movie in which overpopulation was reduced by making people into biscuits... yes really! SOYLENT RED It’s dark and it’s dri......Read the rest...

...There once was a girl called Maud Who once had commited some fraud But she moved round so quick She never got nicked And she prayed every day to the lord!......Read the rest...