Math Poems | Examples of Math Poetry

Why all the fuss? Having trouble with calculus? When dividing a number that may vary, it needn't be so scary - such division, not so primitive, is called a derivative, and the inverse of that operation, a new-fangled multiplication, which, by storm,...Read the rest...

anything can happen... as ridiculous as it sounds like a...lodged-hic can... end-tear one's mind and so some... 't'-(rain-a-sour-ass) rump starts yelling farts claiming that the game board is his and... so too...is your future len ...Read the rest...

Purim Theorem! Rambam holds Hashem is math, Hashem does not take a path, Like “Squaring the Circle”, Such is illogical, Yet the Zohar differs on Hashem’s craft! Witness the Aron anomaly, Giving rise to a homily, Finite length & width yet zero volume, Boggling...Read the rest...

Proofs!!! I could never grasp proofs they were too much for me How could side-angle-side equal prove that the hypotenuse squared plus, the cosine of angle A equal the square root of Pi? How could (x+a)^n=?_(k=0)^n¦?(n¦k) x^k a^(n-k) ? prove to be the...Read the rest...

How many legs must have, an ant? Can he do without?  He can't! So, when he puts on his slacks, there's nothing that he lacks... and how does a snowflake get his kicks? The answer's in the number six!...Read the rest...

No jive - I'm alive. I'm five!...Read the rest...

I adore the number four. Anywhere you see a square, the number four is there....Read the rest...

One seemed to gaze straight through a lonely number two. Like any other day, One hadn't much to say, 'til Two said in a huff, "You are not enough. You should learn to count. I'm double your amount."...Read the rest...

Hey, where is everyone? Let's play and have some fun! But the only answer heard was the echo of each word from the lonely number one....Read the rest...

Once, a lonely number three sat forlornly on my knee. In his eyes, I saw despair as he was sitting there. "You needn't sniffle, cry or pout. I too have been the odd man out."...Read the rest...

Oh, what a hideous subject to cross my path, Addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, Percentages and fractions, those I can grasp, But the rest, oh, I wish to throw you in the pit, I can’t see your point of view...Read the rest...

In any right angle triangle the square of the long side is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent shorter sides, according to Mister Pythagoras ...Read the rest...

There are so many things in life I can't do and it makes me sad. I will never know the Zeta function on the f line. I will never win a noble prize. I will...Read the rest...

In vast realm between both false realities efforts of a strained bowel movement collapse like the arithmetic dreams of abacus beads. Arthritic persistence contemplates procrastination while stillborn attempts at cleverness seem to flicker as defibrillator paddles exchange electrons. You...Read the rest...

an angle a way warmongering mogul- calculated reign ***...Read the rest...