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Funny Marriage Poems

These Funny Marriage poems are examples of Marriage poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Marriage Funny poems written by international poets.

She Is an Alliteration

I love her looks and lovely lips,
The light her sweet smile brings,
And how she speaks and sways her hips--
She flits and floats as if with...

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Categories: funny, humorous, marriage, wife,

I Do

In a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...

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Categories: marriage, change, divorce, husband, love,

sleeping at inlaws

hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

no wonder i dont snore

i'm down here on the floor

guest beds like a balance beam.
...

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Categories: marriage, dream, funny, giggle, good

True Love

The man married a wife
Who was the love of his life
He was oh so proud
Despite her uni brow
You see true love in his eye...

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Categories: marriage, art, cute love, funny

You hate marriage

You never had a good childhood
Your grandma always wanted to kill you
You had a soft spot for your mother
Now it's breaking too

You became a big...

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Categories: marriage, anxiety,

You can't divorce a good joke

Bluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...

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Categories: emotions, funny, humor, marriage,

Wife Precious

This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

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Categories: marriage, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,

Beard

I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

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Categories: marriage, absence, beauty, funny, hair,

Invincible

        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

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Categories: funny, marriage, relationship, strength,

Sloth Like In My Entishness Today

I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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Categories: marriage, care, for her, funny

Cougar

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone

Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...

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Categories: marriage, appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,

Here We Are

Romance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...

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Categories: marriage, beautiful, cry, endurance, i

Snog Frog

To snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....

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Categories: marriage, animal, funny love, love,

Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Categories: marriage, care, funny love, i

Christmas, We Wed

days slowly dance into chill perfection
gift to my husband and i affection
as trees of winter leaves shed
on Christmas day we first wed
to love and trace...

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Categories: marriage,