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Malfunction Poems - Poems about Malfunction


Wardrobe Malfunction
“wardrobe malfunction” i dressed as santa claus for halloween now what do i do in the in between...

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Categories: malfunction, color,
Form: Rhyme
Political Disfunction
Politics is like a spaghetti junction not knowing the right direction Politics always has a malfunction that always leads to disfunction...

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Categories: malfunction, money, political,
Form: Rhyme



Malfunction
Fireworks, solar flares Electromagnetic pulse Launch pads do not work...

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Categories: malfunction, allegory, analogy, humor, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Wardrobe Malfunction
There was an old tranny named Joe who dressed as a nun and a 'ho', both sides of the Bible, both sacred and tribal, he didn't know which way to go!...

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Categories: malfunction, humor,
Form: Limerick
Wardrobe Malfunction
When did red stop being my favorite color? When did I fall into the trap of middle age? Black is slimming More appropriate Hiding from the light Blending in Falling into the shadows Safe from judging eyes Dark closets full of dark fabrics Sensible shoes, professional suits and matching bags Following the rules When did I start following rules? I need to find hue I really am...

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Categories: malfunction, age, color, dark, me,
Form: Free verse



Malfunction
Sadness is a malfunction of the body. Arbitrarily inactive, indifferent, indecent. Under the layers. Find the light. The darkness is out of order Saying love is like asking a random person What happens after death? Every theory is different, as well as the experiences. Check in. You're not truly afraid....

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Categories: malfunction, fear, sad,
Form: Free verse
Watch Malfunction
Atomic blue O’ clock Polyhedral bubble multiplication Non-organic, viral blob Imprecise labyrinth structure waves Transversal jump into flesh Devouring verbal traits Thunderstorm restructuration Polygonal invasion sucks chemistry dry Suppress animal kingdom psyche Urban complexity montage Beeps over beats Heatless synthetic lines Vitality through codes Radical being prototype Complete...

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Categories: malfunction, science fiction
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Computer Malfunction
This bewildering computer of mine just gives me fits! I panic when the consarned thing goes on the fritz! I peruse the baffling manual but that doesn't help me any. It might as well have been written in Hindustani! There is no one more computer illiterate than I, So I must call that guy in India when things go awry! He...

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Categories: malfunction, computer-internetcomputer, me,
Form: Rhyme
Malfunction
Malfunction my journey hath been a dusty road at best leading in many directions finding no place to call mine under the stars, I continue on nature ignores my plight creatures stare in disbelief that one has seen so much grief in a world of magical beauty once upon a time I feared death...

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Categories: malfunction, death, introspection, life,
Form: Acrostic

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