Animal Lyric Poems

I went to the cop, in New Haven PD
I said I've got a crime story, but it's hard to believe
The cop said cheerfully, "let's hear,...

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The Mane Event - On The Catwalk

And now for something completely different! I invite you to experience this unique blend of music, where this dynamic...

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The sun does arise, 
On the valley sweet, 
The birds & pups wise, 
Call our kits to meet. 
The hoots & hollers, 
Sound loud for...

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There’s a Spider in My Window.


There’s an Orb Weaver spider in my window,
it’s weaving a new web today.
There’s an Orb Weaver spider in my window,
and...

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[verse]

Sometimes I am a shadow 
Casting images upon a wall 
Having no effect on life 
A curiosity to all 

Sometimes I am a rock 
Moved...

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Me and my chicken 
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.

Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...

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Arooooooo
this lonely wolf

Arooooooo
this lonely wolf

out on the hunt

the night is dark

what to find
what to find 

tonight

the drunks stagger
that will not satisfy
the taste is gamey
though they...

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If gazelles on the savannah could vote
They'd vote for muzzled tigers, then they would gloat.
If wolves outvoted sheep, let's think what stops:
No more wool sweaters,...

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Man's bestie
Not a poodle
or westie

He looks like a wolf
Not in sheep's clothing
No danger

Only love
Faithful presence
Honest happiness

I can call his name
And in he comes
Boundless

Longing to be...

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Circle left, hang on tight
Don't get caught in an alligator bite
Allemande left, what you want to do
Is turn that alligator into stew
Do-si-do, listen to the...

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(To the tune of Cruella De Vil) 

CoachElla De Vil, CoachElla De vil 
She's in sparkly hotpants 
And singing for thrills 
She's so drunk she...

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Circle left, hang on tight
Don't get caught in an alligator bite

Allemande left, what you want to do
Is turn that alligator into stew

Do-si-do, listen to the...

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Barkley DeVile, Barkley DeVile
Barkley’s my Beagle and hes handsome as hell! 
If you saw him, you’d see just what I mean! 
Barkley, Oh Barkley
You must...

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(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named 
Kristi Noem De-Vil Oh
Kristi Noem De-Vil
Her own dog she’ll...

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"Just live a little, Hawaiian style!" Quote by Hawaiian Style Band.

On the first day of Christmas, my tutu gave to me,
-- (and...) a-*Ne-ne-Goose-un-der-a-gua-va-tree.
(guava fruits are...

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