Long Skedaddle Poems
Long Skedaddle Poems. Below are the most popular long Skedaddle by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Skedaddle poems by poem length and keyword.
Impossible Mission To Sleep On Opposite Side of Marital BedImpossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...
Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls
some resembling Indigo Girls,
one foo fighting beastie boy
unable to...
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Categories:
skedaddle, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, betrayal, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
Lickety-SplitLickety-split, I sit up and look at the clickety clock,
oh my gosh, why am I lollygagging in this cozy bed;
I am going to be so late for dance class,...
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Categories:
skedaddle, funny, humor, life,
Form:
Narrative
HedwigHedwig
Her house, a memory lane of sacred spaces:
the cobwebbed attic travel trunks,
high heeled shoes, pink taffeta gowns,
skirts that open into spinning parasols,
cool musty wine cellars lined with dusty bulbs
and oak barrels,...
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Categories:
skedaddle, celebration, family, grandmother, joy, memory,
Form:
Free verse
GemShe sat near a pool of brownish waters.
Perplexed by her own reflection.
The wind tender on her hair,
Tossing it eastward.
Drying her imbrued face,
From days of sobbing,
Leaving dull lines that stretched
From her pale eyes,down her haggard lion.
She...
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Categories:
skedaddle, art,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Risin' With the SunIt seemed to Hank it was jes' a couple of hours ago since he'd hit the hay.
Now the risin' sun jes' peekin' over the hills heralded another day.
His old hound dog, Spooks, tugged at his...
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Categories:
skedaddle,
Form:
Rhyme
Bat and Gat: Unwelcome Picnic GuestThe picnic was set for today:
A cause for two hips and hooray.
With Split and Blueberry,
Their time would be merry
That’s if nothing got in their way…
The deviled eggs had to come first,
‘Cause a picnic without...
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Categories:
skedaddle, animal, hero, silly,
Form:
Limerick
E Pluribis and Unum HiakuE Pluribis and Unum Haiku
Pluribus Unum
Did look lost without the E
So what should we do?
Henry Mancini
Drove a long Lamborghini
Both made sweet music.
Did you see docile?
Guy who was an apostle
Sleeping on the job.
Let the bed bugs...
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Categories:
skedaddle, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Molly Coddle and Her CollywobblesOne fine day, me, Molly Coddle and my Goombah Pa Pa,
were sitting in The Cat In The Hat restaurant;
we gongoozled the men-you. " oh, I have collywobbles
...
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Categories:
skedaddle, children,
Form:
Narrative
They Is A-Hangin' Me Tonight - Final SequelWell, me and them rats polished off them chicken legs and I headed fer the door.
The sheriff handed me my 44s sayin, "Son, I don't wanna see you here no more!
Now git outta Santa Fe...
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Categories:
skedaddle, funny, me, bible, bible, me,
Form:
Rhyme
No Giddy UpWhoa .. I’ve need for some hay
then a trip to the trough to quench my thirst.
I’ve not eaten much; I need to rest this very day
will stop at Laramie, must have a stable first
My...
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Categories:
skedaddle, horse, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Annoyous Interruptus
He sidles up next to you,
so stealthily
It’s like he appeared out of thin air
Then breathlessly,
he gives you a Jimmy Stewart howdy do,
and starts air guitaring in his chair
Just when you were on the verge of
hitting...
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Categories:
skedaddle, cute, funny, humor, parody, social,
Form:
Light Verse
Cowboy HeavenThey planted Hank 'neath a lonesome pine when he came to the end of the trail.
Angels ushered him to the Great Beyond and through that Mysterious Veil.
Saint Peter greeted him, sayin', "I've been a-hankerin' to...
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Categories:
skedaddle, humorous, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
SadieA young cowboy’s money got spent
Just didn’t know where it all went
He thought of the blonde
He’d prob’ly been conned
He smiled and remembered her scent
He never thought much ‘bout money
Most people thought that was funny
He didn’t...
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Categories:
skedaddle,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Horsemanship"Our horses are well-trained and subdued!", blared the stable sign!
That made a lot of horse-sense to me and suited me just fine.
I'm not an equestrian and had never ridden a horse before.
"Not to worry", said...
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Categories:
skedaddle, animals, funny, me, horse, me, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Jealous Hood RatThere a jealous hood rat in are neighborhood
If you expecting me to call you a man I can't
because your attitude speaks for itself
Theres a jealous hood rat in the neighborhood
and...
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Categories:
skedaddle, funny, humor,
Form:
Verse
Gary the GanderGary the Gander was a big silly goose
Who wanted to wander if he could get loose
From confines of the barnyard where he had been born.
He had layers of lard just from dining on corn.
Farmer Bruce...
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Categories:
skedaddle, fantasy, sweet, sweet,
Form:
Light Verse
Eyvind Skaldaspiller -Destroyer of PoetsSkaldaspillar arise you are only wounded, not slain in battle ...
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Categories:
skedaddle, allegory, courage, dedication, depression, growth, inspiration, poets,
Form:
Couplet
SkedaddleSkedaddle
Sneakily
incognito
Tip-toe
to her chamber door,
Whereupon
it was ajar,
Never ajar
was it before.
Cloak and dagger
I did intrude
Across her
chamber floor,
Thereupon
she was asleep,
Never asleep
was she before.
Bold as...
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Categories:
skedaddle, betrayal, love hurts, murder,
Form:
Rhyme
Clowning Around-..Not!The boy was only four years old
but he’d watched Scoobey Doo
Seen them chase many a monsters
who’d escaped at the zoo.
The October sun was soon down.
His parents day was through.
His Mom had hand sewn his costume
SHE...
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Categories:
skedaddle, adventure, childhood, funny
Form:
Ballad
Cowpoke PeteI met a lanky ol' feller th' other day,
An' I want ter tell ya'll about 'im if'n I may.
An' ol' slouch hat was pulled down on his pate,
An' he ambled along at a leisurely gait.
Slightly...
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Categories:
skedaddle, cowboy-westernme,
Form:
Rhyme
Hansel and Gretel My Pet LynxesYou can be a turtle, a deer, a buffalo, a dog, frog or a sphynx,
But you never know true love until you have fallen for a lynx.
I have a pair of them, and they adore...
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Categories:
skedaddle, animal, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
VagabondSittin’ in th’ saddle. Gotta soon skedaddle.
School marm says she’ll tattle. Sheriff wants a battle.
Kissed her on the cheek jes’ to git a li’l peek
at her widow’s peak ‘cause she’s purty an’ petite.
Gotta hankerin’...
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Categories:
skedaddle, conflict, horse, how i feel, loneliness, lonely,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Bored In ManhattanSidewalks are full of people, yet no eyes do mine meet;
Taxis, by the thousands, litter the city street;
The sun is blocked out by high-rises with business men in suits;
I am a lost and lonely cowboy,...
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Categories:
skedaddle, america, city, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Juliet Cat High Drama QueenJuliet Cat was an amazing high-drama queen
I am not lying, exaggerating or trying to be mean.
She used to spend hours on her balcony, lamenting her fate.
She had a crush on Romeo, an arrogant tom cat...
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Categories:
skedaddle, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
SkedaddleSo once again
you’re mistaken
quite mistaken
the world does not
revolve around you
No it doesn’t
I swear it doesn’t
So let me take this
take this pin
and pop your bubble
your stupid bubble
You’re causing trouble
for yourself
I will win this
I can end this
I...
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Categories:
skedaddle, angst, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, lost love, love, teen,
Form:
Lyric