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Walking alone in the woods, thinking of yesterday,
listening to the wind comb the trees
The shuffle is slight and the time not hurried,
I’ll crack a smile or sigh as a moment of memory
might I indulge, Please
Gentle as that breeze the fingers of age caressed my soul
as the leaves turned brown and gold
Never in yesterday did I ever think time would follow so fast
and take my tomorrow and make me old
Dancing down the path celebrating the Fall of remembrance ,
these moments of today are to remind me of what was youth
Fresh and green everything was in the music of Spring,
love, passion, excitement, even in losing a tooth
Satisfied in being myself, as inevitable as being alone,
should you be so lucky to still be alive and well
It’s as if to say I’ve lived and live to remember such happiness
in all I knew, trying to catch a moment as if my story it could tell
What was yesterday had meaning, what was it all for ?....
lmao it was for LIFE, the seconds that came and went
All the things I loved so, mean really nothing compared to the people I love,
that my friends were God’s Blessing sent
Saying goodbye became a habit,
by conflict of growth or death of mature souls, for feelings change like a leaf
Winter comes and the earth covets the seed of past,
I’ve wasted nothing and as for myself I breathed my belief …..
Tuning over the world I occupied to the new blossoms of the future,
hoping you can enjoy today
Because as sure as we are, sure as time is,
You too will pass along this way
I so pray your mind will be filled with enough joy
to push through any pain or dirt that holds back that seed
Because in the end that something that was only yesterday,
might be just the thing that we need
I will be forever thankful that I lived to that last grain of sand
I pray will fall into Gods hand……………
You made me gloomy
You made me unhappy
You made me miserable
You made me down
You made me blue
You made me
You made me green
You made me unseen
Enviously...unseen I've seen
I just wanted your attention
Not to mention...
Love...
You made me yellow
You made me mellow
You made me anxious
Fuss and cuss...lusted over us...
You made me RED
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made me dread
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:(((
:((((
:((
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You made me angry
You made me free
You made me in captivity
You made me purple
You made me just a little
You made me, father
You made me, mother
No blame game here
I have a tear to shed
A fear, laying here in my bed
You made me, sisters
You made me, brothers
I live
I died…
I give
I lied…
I’m sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
So Sad…
Messed-up…Mad…
Totally Glad…
Goin’ Mad…
Ignorance is bliss
Silence – I’d miss
Me…silent one here
Steer me in the boat of I’m-here, I’m-here
Lonely…
Depressed
Angry…
Jealoused…
Why can’t I be
Happy with me?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I cried a lake
For you…
I cried…you can call me a worthless rake…
I have been molested
With unfed dread…
I’m possessed by spirits…
Not my own, I can’t keep on throwing tantrums
Phire in me lits…thrown in pits
Of hurt from the stART
Drums…roll…Drums…fooled by you, we, me, and I…these pills of pleasure…
it numbs
The
The mind
Torn apart
So blind
Anger made us...
But, we are on the same bus...
Aren't we?
Meh...we'll see...
Roads meet...
Peepol greet...
Qin edoba ou liha toghil...
Means...ugh means...?:
(OH YUS)
You abide in the light...
Want some beans?
I know I'm such a pill
I know I'm a gossiper
BUT, for real?
It's like, no big deal
8DDDDDD! LMAO
I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
you wont take the time,
if your gym boys think your fine,
i tried to make ya go to rehab,
ya text LMAO,
You'd rather be at the crib with Mike,
Party at eight, gonna get so high,
Youre a well known smooth talking ladies man,
Your secret crush, cybroman stan,
always brough Jack D. to school,
a few times had to call the man Dr. Drew,
I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
you wont take the time,
if your gym boys think your fine,
i tried to make ya go to rehab,
ya text LMAO,
They would't let you take the medics wheel,
all cracked out, trying to do a deal,
white coat dude had to ask why you here,
You explained you'd been attacked by a dear,
Rubbing alcohol was all you found,
to ease the pain and mellow you down,
I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
You say you dont wanna drink again,
dont want to loose your FB friends,
refusing to spend 2 months,
away from your gym boys and your cybroman love,
whatever helps you sleep,
at night that booze must go bye bye,
I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
you wont take the time,
if your gym boys think your fine,
i tried to make ya go to rehab,
ya text LMAO
Parody of Amy Winehouse's Hit Rehab
Form:
< Heart skips beat
From boy I meet
Palms did sweat
Forehead wet
Caught me under tree
Lips were placed on thee
Tomboy no more
Dresses galore
Him 12 and me just 11
Match made from Heaven
Something went wrong
With our love song
Denny O'Neil
Did like to squeal
Just Hate It
When They
Kiss And Tell
LMAO
Story is this was my first love intrest
When we moved into our new house
instead of me wanting to beat him up
we instead played football and other sports
along with his other 4 brothers I always had
to be the quarterback tho because I had the
strongest throwing arm of the block
Gen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO LMAO – righteously well known,
Intend to flip your tailbone!
Though both take root from the same breed,
The first one, slightly more discreet.
KISS is not a sign of cupid -
It reads: Keep It Simple Stupid!
Now you wish you didn't know,
Too late, they said and told you so!
Already Been Done, not a pun,
Implies, “don’t bother, it’s not fun”.
Friends but With Benefits indeed
Trump "just good friends" for those in need.
If oldies had such helpful cues,
Most friends would end up of no use.
Parents Are Watching - cautions danger,
Worse than an online chat room stranger.
The bitter truth is hard to bear -
They want us out of their hair.
If you see this - FYEO - please do not pry!
That’s Too Much Info For Your Eye.
A Selfie, butt don’t be too sure,
That what you find you will endure.
Gen Y and Z - great savvy crowd!
We Got To Go and Bye 4 Now.
FYI Just So You Know
In Real Life We Love You So!
February 8, 2020
If you find them unusual :)Text acronyms - hilarious novelty of modern linguistics, that we could but cannot live without. Hope you find it both useful and entertaining.
13th jan 2012.
By Sashi Prabhu (zeauoxian)
This poem is a wacky one…….
This new year I see that I have a bigger opportunity,
To be a part of the Bard community.
So I take this opportunity to pen a few lines that could be wacky,
But believe me I really do not mean to be tawdry, vulgar, cheap or tacky.
I want to stop biting my fingernails and not the ones on my toes,
As I have now discovered that there are some places unreachable in my nose.
I want to save all my monies, that otherwise is impossible,
So have to stop making calls from my cell phone and give as many missed calls as possible.
I want to save on detergent powder,
So will stop sniffing my socks before I put them on & refrain from cursing with stench alouder.
I want to stop peeving and galling my face book friends,
By not messaging them every now & then, but write about them on their walls & make amends.
I want to stop changing my profile picture 70 times a day,
And aim to keep the count to 10 times a day & admire myself anyway.
I want to stop replying to text messages,
With k, lol, lmao & try to make usage lesages.
And finally I want to brush my teeth every day,
But please excuse Sunday from everyday, in a well mannered way.
I went in the woods one day
Grabbed myself a stick,
I shook it one too many times
Then landed backwards in the crick.
I looked over my shoulder
And guess what I saw,
Little tiny rabbits
Standing with maw and paw.
They hopped everywhere
I couldn't believe my eyes,
Noticed my clothes were all soaked
Then I began to rise.
There were so many rabbits
Too many, I couldn't count,
I looked over them carefully
I couldn't believe the amount.
I shook my stick at them
More appeared out of nowhere,
It was just me and my stick
That was rather unfair.
They happened to gang up on me
The more I shook my stick,
I think I peeved them off
When I tried to run, rather quick.
They pounced on my head
So many tiny rabbits,
Never go into the woods
And threaten a rabbit, with a stick.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
June.20/2005
NEVER SHAKE A STICK AT A RABBIT BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE RABBITS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT. LMAO
When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck.
All it takes is just three fingers, and you’re sweet:
Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
When the system won’t cooperate, oh dear,
You don’t like what you’re looking at and need to move along.
If your monitor is frozen, have no fear.
I’ve got a way to break the ice. It really can’t go wrong.
It’s a clever way of turning up the heat:
Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
If it fixes my computer when it’s jammed,
Then maybe it can help with other problems in my life.
Since it’s useful when I’m really getting spammed,
It might be good to try it when I'm badgered by my wife,
Then her nagging might be something I can beat:
Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
ROFL or LMAO or LOL
By Elton Camp
How incomprehensible these, several years ago
But communication, it is a-changing though
When talking in person or even on the phone
Our intent is by phony laughter easily shown
But when we’re writing in an IM or an e-mail
Printed words alone don’t always tell the tale
ROFL usually means it’s funny as it can be
While LMAO would be so disgusting to see
ROFL might actually be a pleasant sight
A buttock separating wouldn’t bring delight
So LOL seems the far safer choice to me
It is equivalent in speech to saying “Hee, hee.”
WTF or OMG, please don’t write these to me
For they are just as offensive as they can be
These may cause English teachers to have a fit
But their fussing won’t make any of us quit
The bluest skies, don't seem so blue. And the stars seem a little dimmer too. Now that your around , you put 'em all to shame. Let me break it down 'cause what I'm tryin to say is, no one gets me, like you when you kiss me. Girl, you rock me harder than some downtown band. I thought I knew what love was, but I didn't have a clue. I've never found anything that makes me feel like I do about you. You know i love u with all my heart and we got the realest relationship ever and im happy ! And i see that some girl is goin to call out my name all because you wont talk to her because of me lmao she can fall back for real ! haha but i guess we gotta get to sleep and i get to be so lucky to wake up in the mornin laying right next to you love you baby and I always will.