Long Lmao Poems

(the so-called "texted" poem is below the translated one shown here on top. btw, not for the contest. I messed up & didn't know there was a line limit. did I even come close with...

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Walking alone in the woods, thinking of yesterday,
listening to the wind comb the trees 
The shuffle is slight and the time not hurried,
I’ll crack a smile or sigh as a moment of memory 
might I...

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You made me gloomy 
You made me unhappy 

You made me miserable 
You made me down 

You made me blue
You made me 

You made me green
You made me unseen 
Enviously...unseen I've seen
I just wanted your...

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I think you should go to rehab,
you say noooooooo,
ya youre all wack ,
cause youre on crack,
ya wont go go go,
you wont take the time,
if your gym boys think your fine,
i tried to make ya go...

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<        Heart skips beat
               From boy I meet

      ...

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Gen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO LMAO – righteously well known,
Intend to flip your tailbone!
Though both...

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13th jan 2012.
By Sashi Prabhu (zeauoxian)
This poem is a wacky one…….

This new year I see that I have a bigger opportunity,
To be a part of the Bard community.

So I take this opportunity to pen a...

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I went in the woods one day 
Grabbed myself a stick, 
I shook it one too many times 
Then landed backwards in the crick. 

I looked over my shoulder 
And guess what I saw, 
Little...

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When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck.
All it...

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ROFL or LMAO or LOL


By Elton Camp


How incomprehensible these, several years ago
But communication, it is a-changing though

When talking in person or even on the phone
Our intent is by phony laughter easily shown

But when we’re writing...

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The bluest skies, don't seem so blue. And the stars seem a little dimmer too. Now that your around , you put 'em all to shame. Let me break it down 'cause what I'm tryin...

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Look at all these cows that's runnin' free
You gotta stop sayin' OMG
Get around that group and head 'em South
Quit mumblin' LOL - shut your mouth
That bull you thought was your BFF
Is headed West 'less you...

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