Roses Are Red Limerick Poems

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, you are so hot 
I have fallen in love with you.
You stole my heart , the moment we met
Butterflies...

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Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to...

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I’ve always known roses are red.
It’s just something that’s often been said.
And that violets are blue,
But I know that’s not true.
My rainbow flower, I’ll take...

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Roses are red, violets are blue
The flowers you sent me, smell like stew
After, I cooked them up
My fingers were stuck
The gorgeous flowers had turn into...

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Roses are red violets are blue.
What kind of idiot should I call you.
Are you colour blind? why can't you see,
Violets are red, Roses are blue,
DUMMY...

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Roses are red, violets are blue
Through my telescope I spy on you
           But the idea...

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When I gifted her with roses red
My heart was thumping with a thud
As she gave me a coy glance
My heart began to dance
I knew she...

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I found roses when I open the door. 
Caught my toe on the carpet on the floor. 
Did he think this was unwise? 
With a...

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Sue was hoping for red roses tonight
It's Valentines, he better get it right
Been dating him awhile
Thinks he's pure class with style
Until he brought fake violets...

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Roses are red and violets are blue 
This Valentine’s day I gave both to you
But you don’t like either 
For you’ve got hay-fever
My nose is...

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Roses are red, violets are blue -
My old wounds have bled from the thorns you spew.
Yet your scent I crave,
From beyond the grave,
Stirred, stiff and...

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I gave my true love a red rose
For Valentine’s Day, this I chose
I was aiming to please
But the bloom made her sneeze
Now I can’t tell...

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Red roses with a calling card were mine,
    For my shrinking violet Clementine.
    While inviting her for lunch,
 ...

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Roses of red violets of blue
Someone out there is longing for you
Loves in the air
Show her you care
A lovely bouquet says I love you.


Roses Are...

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These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own...

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