Rap Limerick Poems

When it came to the art of rappin',
this kid knew how to make it happen.
The scenes of a dark apocalypse
that gushed forth from his stormy...

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The summer Olympics in France
Send athletes to take their best chance
Snoop Dogg carried the torch
So games could be set forth
And rap make a global advance....

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Is hip hop the place for a spat?
Kendrick and Drake each see a rat
For whom should we root?
They're both rappers cute
And fans will snap to...

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I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her...

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When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped

We...

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He went on the rap sheet as Shakespeare, Will
And in mitigation he simply said, ‘Nil.’
Male escorts earned plenty
He’d charge half of twenty
They nicknamed him ‘Ten...

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Today is World Mental Health Day
She's driving US nuts by the way!
She can't beat this rap
She MUST take our crap 
And make weather for us...

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R. Kelly did meet Lucy Furr
But - dang it all - she did not purr!
He sang, "Bum Rap"
But that was crap
Because his peers would not...

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Ranton Rave made Top of the Pops
Vilifying Rap and Hip Hops
That man can croon
A dance-to tune
Accompanied by bopping cops...

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Ivanka has made it quite clear
That Tik Tok should cover her rear
What good is an app
That won't take the rap
When her profits might disappear?...

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A woodpecker just loves to tap
The moment they go for a nap
The wife laughs, "Tee hee!
You're not fooling me!
I know its another bum rap!"...

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Okay people, let's close the gap
Let leaders know, won't tolerate this crap
The time has come
No more rule of the gun
Just love and happiness brothers, that's...

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Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap 

Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a  total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in ...

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By Priest Things Were Well Said

Things by new priest were all well said,
May be many things that we do dread;
With a strap,
He would rap;
My father...

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KITCHEN RAP--

more than jelly
you are on my bread
turn on the music, then we jam

I run to the table
to got the butter
but you enable, cheese
you smiling...

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