Horse Limerick Poems

Paddy went tae the Curragh racecourse
Bet his all on the favourite horse
Noo he’s back in Kilkenny
Withoot even a penny
Tae cry in his  Guinness wae...

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The noble lady was full of ire.
The drunk knight had pissed out her camp fire.
So now she sought warmth by his horse,
and there, had heated...

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I tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...

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    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
  ...

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Everyone’s ranting about this A.I.
They’re hopping mad but I can’t figure why
It’s just for the best
That things have progressed
I know it’s true… I’m a real...

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At Little Big Horn in the prairie grass
Custer was known as Yellow Hair alas.
  But it was Custer who fell
  and Crazy Horse...

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A few things laws may him deprive,
Still, to White House Trump may arrive.
And if serves felony,
May collect a bounty
Of horse and gun and Dollars five.
A...

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The two mares owned by Mister Muller

One was dark and the other duller

But the one it was said

Was more a shade of red

That's a horse...

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I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...

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            James Dean Bob Marley,  
       a...

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Luck Rides A Stick Horse
Miracle Man
1/2023

My old Bronc Buster friend named Bucky.
From a California city that’s named Truckee.
He paid me no heed,
concerning his steed,
So old...

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a man with legs like a tree

gallops like nonsense set free

he flips and he flops

and high over tops

a barn full of revelry.
...

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There once was a king named pride
Who took his horse out for a ride
Then he hit a rock
And fell off quite mcked
And his crown could...

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Ted is a novice when skating on ice
Kept slipping and falling twenty times twice
Body shattered and battered
And his teeth were all scattered	
Prayed the tooth fairy...

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She ran through the streets lickety-split
like a fine race horse chomping her bit
	a race for the throne
	winner gets the cone
cold ice cream crown a tasty...

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