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Golf Limerick Poems

These Golf Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Golf. These are the best examples of Limerick Golf poems written by international poets.

who just got teed off

Tariffs spanked my 401k
The shank-the-ball king had to say:
I will never flub
I’ve used the right club
Just check out my lie on this play...

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Categories: golf, success,

Hey, Hey -- A Hole-in-One

     There once was a Rabbi lived in Big Sur
     Who could drive a golf ball straight,...

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Categories: giggle, golf, jewish,

At The Country Club Today

At the country club a sight for sore eyes
Brunch with the bunch and giraffic surprise
Two tall orders, son of a gun
It surely beat the hole-in-one!
Anticipating...

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Categories: golf, humorous,

Amateur Golfer

You’re trying to hang tough
But your ball's in the rough
Don’t throw a fit
Just think then hit
Forget all that pro stuff
...

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Categories: anger, confusion, emotions, golf,

Honest Lee

There once was a golfer called, Honest Lee
Who in all honesty, lived honestly
He’s in the hall of fame
Some due to that acclaim
And also by what...

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Categories: fun, golf,

A Fine Host

I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious
But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious
They're snotty and rude
Playing golf with my mood
It's a curse...

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Categories: humor,

Golf Links

Trump's golf course has a Miss Fore Play
Who's on the tease most every day
At a random hole
She swallows a pole
To the chant and cheers of,...

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Categories: word play,

Retirement In View

retirement close, Arthur sadly wonders, 
                    ...

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Categories: life, wife,

Rhyme That

Two poets called Helga and Rolf
Found no words to rhyme with Adolf
One said it’s absurd
There isn’t one word
Let’s give up and go play some golf...

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Categories: poets,

Dimpled Spheres

May your drives be long and true
Missed fairways, but a few
And when in a rough,
Be it not tall enough
To affect your follow through

May your approach...

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Categories: christmas, giving, golf,

The Truth Hurts

I'm a lonely golf ball lost in the wood,
hit by a golfer that's not very good.
Honestly I swear,
I don't think he cares.
Maybe taking a few...

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Categories: golf,

Fox Snooze

The Russians have landed on Mars!
They can't drive American cars
But neither can we
Its the dust, you see,
Plus the fact that there are no bars!

Trump needs...

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Categories: culture, political,

Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy

There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
   ...

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Categories: animal, giggle, golf,

Fritz Buys a Golf Course

Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
  But Fritz served near Iran
  And green grass...

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Categories: dream, golf, silly,

Walls Halls and Balls

Trump says Biden old for President
Trump looks far older, quite evident
He’s not glued together guys
Bags of spuds under his eyes
Syrup in orange hair definite.

Walks through...

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Categories: golf,