Fruit Limerick Poems
These Fruit Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Fruit. These are the best examples of Limerick Fruit poems written by international poets.
What Suits One Does Not Suit AllAn assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit.
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is...
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Categories:
allegory, fruit, humor,
Banana once againWhat sold was for millions as art so grand,
Was bought for a few cents at a fruit stand--
A fancy mall nor mart,
Nor place of art...
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Categories:
art, humor, irony,
Art going bananasArt’s going bananas well nigh--
Apple still of many an eye
And an object of art
Winning no mean a heart,
Why a banana taped for millions vie--
A fruit...
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art, humor,
PeaI wished to write the word peace
so I said let me write something about the fruit pea
about it's tree...
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inspirational,
Nuts, That FruitLet it not annoy my dear boy,
Picture's a ploy, let's share some joy,
But Daddy said plainly,
That Mommy had candy,
Not Almond Joy, but Daddy's toy....
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Categories:
analogy,
ADAM AND EVE
In Eden when Adam meet Eve
He said, “You are nude I perceive”
A bit of a madam,
She offered to Adam
A bite of a juicy James Grieve
He...
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Categories:
sin,
Sally's Plumbing Was HotPalindrome Limerick Poetry Contest
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Sally's face turns REDDER when she drinks rum
She DID drink more and more and now feels numb
From NOON to night she...
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Categories:
drink, fruit,
Dogs FruitFruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time
Grow and taste devine
Poo-pee...
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Categories:
dog, humor,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Banana vs Orange
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
fruit, funny,
appealing tasteA lemony drink that is mellow
Alcohol sugar zest yellow
Unlike its fruit tree
It's said with a long e
In Sorrento they make limoncello
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Categories:
creation,
A Lit WickDrippy fingers I want to lick
sticky sweet with a quck pick;
Strawberries mix that jam
it hits me a wild slam;
Bees tend to swarm a lit...
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Categories:
emotions, fruit, music,
apple cider
sipping autumn home this year
flavor magic we hold dear
let us confess
from trees to press
orchards bring fine good cheer.
...
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Categories:
appreciation, autumn, farm, fruit,
Forward Ukraine. for public domain
We forget more wars than we fight,
and sooner the warriors, who fade from the Light;
and the stories we tell,
those who stood, those...
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Categories:
courage, war,
First BiteAn English au pair with a love for fruit
Worked for a family with loads of loot
When she bit into a pear
Their son bit into au...
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Categories:
family, fruit, goodbye, kid,