Fishing Limerick Poems

He is known by all as the Voice of Rock
With do respect no one will really mock
He sings in the air
As he does so care
Fun...

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In Dylan Thomas's word play is read,
That hunched houses, blind as moles, are spread,
Like covers, feather-downed,
To hush and muffle any sound,
The moon dares make, sneaking...

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Established in our acts of greeting.
Found and sounded in a meeting.
Manners present, kindness sown.
Etiquette of which is shown
Throughout a standing or seating.

Extending common courtesy
Is most...

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there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch...

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In theory I thought you would like to know
That I didn’t practice the piano
I’m a noted rebel
Who is now in treble
For showing my staff to...

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colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing...

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Commercial season in its full swing
boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene
	we're off like a prom dress
	let's catch a mega-mess
barbs a'flyin', some even obscene

Wish 'em up!...

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there was a young trout named Dan
who loved to steel bait from the line
one day it was said
a fly hit his head
and Dan became fillets...

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Once there was a boy named Louie
Who loved candy, soft and chewy, 
He swallowed one whole, 
And it took a pole
To rescue the candy gooey;

Once...

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Rex and Rita went to catch fish,
Carrying with them safe steel dish;
Though did not know the art,
Both fancied playing smart,
Could not, yet, fulfill their core...

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There was a man from Nantucket
Who sold lobsters by the bucket
He drove all around 
No customers found
He had no choice but to truck it...

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After a bout of French kissing
Soup Creek's Mayor has gone missing
But a whippoorwill
Reports from Boot Hill
The Marmite Man has gone fishing...

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* * * NOT HEADED FOR A CONTEST * * *


Jolly Holly wanted nothing more than to fish
In her entire life, she had made only...

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shiftless louies constant wish

for a new satellite dish

made his wife stammer

in her best grammar

come home once you caught a fish.
...

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When Jesus burst on the fish scene,
Peter saw his net skills were quite keen.
"I don’t mean to be kvetching,
but as long as you’re catching,
can you...

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