Death Limerick Poems
These Death Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Death. These are the best examples of Limerick Death poems written by international poets.
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...
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humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Lord of the Flies leakersIn battle little boys frantic
Shared their quotes with the Atlantic
So we can all note
About death they’d gloat
And Signal decay gigantic...
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children, conflict, confusion, evil,
Banshee
Still, I have a severe fright for banshee
Once I felt, I saw her under a tree
It made my poor brain sizzle
And on bed, made me...
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death, evil, fear,
Lord Vader in our own galaxyWhy can't he sell all of his cars?
Darth Elon with government spars!
Since his ships explode
Tesla's board wants him stowed
On the Space-X Death Star to Mars...
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car, space, technology, violence,
Nothing at All
Spend your lifetime regretting not,
all of those things that you ain’t got;
Because just like in birth,
when they cover you with earth,
you can only take what...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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death, flying, funny, humor,
Igor needs a bigger lab VStart the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...
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death, leadership, murder,
Igor needs a bigger lab IVTrumpenstein loves starting a fight
Chaos feeds his canine delight
Now watch disaster
Start to come faster
Despite that bad bump during flight
Are your airplane pilots all right?
When...
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confusion, death, violence,
A dumpster fire"To the White House he strode," sang his choir,
The elephants sparked a dumpster fire,
His words became its fuel,
Deceit was his tool,
While the donkeys cried foul:...
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conflict, death, political, power,
Ode to AugustWhen I was younger, I have often wondered
Why is the eighth month not called October?
Was geometry wrong
When it named the octagon,
Or was this a...
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Categories:
august, birthday, celebration, god,
Dark goes the death cloudLet no war death that wears a shroud,
And memorialized, do us proud.
Loud salutes distract us,
Nor pomp make undue fuss,
In vain are young heads rolled
For...
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death, old, war, youth,
007 over-the-edgeBrit's spy guy from Ian Fleming
Is Bond who goes chaos stemming!
When the web of life slumps
See how quickly he jumps
Sadly to die like a...
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death, environment, funeral, humanity,
Still Holding My Own
a rumbling sound came from the pipes
sounding like playing bagpipes
you have been slaughtered
I have been watered
now looking for new sink types...
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death, fun, giggle, music,
Hush Charlotte
Hush, hush sweet cousin Charlotte
Don't tell them what I've wrought.
Just let them all think
you require a shrink.
They saw your hands stained scarlet.
...
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abuse, betrayal, death, emotions,
Humorous Laud, Deeply FlawedThe macabre’s amusing at times,
makes for off-beat, hilarious rhymes.
To my wife they’re not funny;
she wants cute little bunnies
and not ones that are strangled by mimes.
She...
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death, humor, muse,