Dark Limerick Poems
These Dark Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dark. These are the best examples of Limerick Dark poems written by international poets.
Stormy King vs Solar Supremacy
The lightning, with flash and a boom,
Said, "I'm king of the stormy dark room!"
But the sun, with a sigh,
Said, "You're just a quick fry,
While I'm...
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fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Solar Smackdown on Stars
The stars, all a-twinkle and bright,
Said, "We're best at the dark, starry night!"
But the sun, with a smirk,
Said, "When day breaks to work,
You're just tiny...
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fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Pilot's Perplexing Phosphorescence
A firefly, named Phil, quite the spark,
Tried to signal a plane in the dark.
He flashed with his light,
Caused the pilot such fright,
"Is that runway a...
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animal, fun, hilarious, humor,
Frost's Frustrated Forest Fable
Old Frost, with his woods dark and deep,
Tried to teach squirrels rhythmic leap.
They just ate his crumbs,
And bumped their small bums,
"Not poetry," he sighed, "just...
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fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Schindler's Spreadsheet Sorrows
Old Liam, in Krakow's dark days,
With ledgers, employed crafty ways.
He'd list names with care,
Then sigh, "I declare,
This paperwork's giving me haze!"
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character, film, fun, hilarious,
they're here alreadyTrump slyly picked Fox eye catchers
His heinous doctrine dispatchers
That from seed pods hatched!
Are we now outmatched
Invaded by body snatchers?...
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Categories:
anxiety, confusion, dark, evil,
It's Here, There, Everywhere
A naughty urge has now bloomed fully grown
thoughts keep placing intent in my head zone
I imagine a slingshot
in my dark side's desired plot
I wish...
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animal, fantasy, funny, imagination,
When it came to the art of rappin'When it came to the art of rappin',
this kid knew how to make it happen.
The scenes of a dark apocalypse
that gushed forth from his stormy...
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12th grade, art, music,
Jack's Dark Side
Jack has a dark side as one of fun
He laid out too long in the hot sizzling sun
Didn't turn over
Got over exposure
White in front but...
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Categories:
sad,
That Annoying NeighborThat Annoying Neighbor
Why do babies fear their shadow
What of the dark stalker do they know
With tearful eyes
Their voice cries
For clouds to...
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baby,
Holiday FunSanta sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...
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candy, chocolate, christmas, december,
Vegetable JourneyYou grew up in the dark and distant loam
and were packed in a produce truck to roam,
but you've naught to fear
of my knife my dear...
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food, humor,
Dark goes the death cloudLet no war death that wears a shroud,
And memorialized, do us proud.
Loud salutes distract us,
Nor pomp make undue fuss,
In vain are young heads rolled
For...
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Categories:
death, old, war, youth,
Hell Cat QueenHell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...
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Categories:
best friend, cat, fantasy,
Sitewide Collaboration
Let's get involved as a community by collaborating together on Limericks like the one posted here. If you want to join, send me your limerick(s)...
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Categories:
community, halloween,