Lawmen Poems - Poems about Lawmen

...When asked to write Limericks about ladies I said, "Oh, no. There's no way in Hades!" Too many are my friends I'd have to make amends Not even for a brand new Mercedes Then, I gave the matter ......Read the rest...

...It was still quite dark in Milton Creek, and it had just gone four When Tom arrived at the sheriff's office, and knocked on his door The Sheriff quickly opened up and beckoned Tom, to come insi......Read the rest...

...There was a rumour that outlaw Kyle was to be sprung from jail But Sheriff Koplin got wind of it and he'd make sure they'd fail That day Queeny Holly and her gang rode into town, guns blazing ......Read the rest...

...Fears of wizards and witches That place the spells and puts you in stitches Angels and demons That makes you yell With swords and pitchforks To keep you in hell Kings and Queens Unlimited pow......Read the rest...

...VI. Reg looked from the dinner table, heard the door take a hard pounding. Jolene frowned, said, “He sounds sober… He’s much worse when he doesn’t drink.” But Reg knew what this required, goo......Read the rest...

...II. Now Reg was good at pressing flesh, always had a gift for the gab, in twenty minutes the locals treated him like the best friend they had. He bought some drinks, but not too much, did not......Read the rest...

...I. He was riding south from Boise, having split from the other men, they’d got together for this job, would not see each other again. It was much safer doing that, thought Reg as he sat on hi......Read the rest...

...The oldest citizen of Soup Creek, Nopaul E. Ticks, posed to show his support for the town council's ban on politicians. I hear that nasty Trump feller, wants to stump in Soup Creek. He wro......Read the rest...

...The sheriff saved the puppy and pocketed him. His deputy laughed; was this a trick or a whim? I think he’s going to be a buddy; let’s call him Jim. I am actually taking this puppy to my friend, Ti......Read the rest...

...Young Bonnie and Bud, were Lover's on the Run, There was no safe haven, Once they'd Begun. Well, Bonnie and Bud, Robbed Bank's with Hot guns. For twenty-One Months, They fled on the Run. ......Read the rest...

...God is not happy He is furious Nineteen lawmen standing in a hallway While nineteen fourth-grade students get slaughtered With an automatic rifle Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Child......Read the rest...

...Picture this. Governor of a big state. With a bigger ego. Tells a BIG lie. He gets caught. Because parents were there Trying to save children Who were texting for help While nineteen lawm......Read the rest...

...When Sherriff Connolly came to Red Flat’s town, Tte citizens came in from all around, they had hotly anticipated this, for too long they felt they had been helpless. Now Connolly had heard of t......Read the rest...

...There are Guineas that live in America Guineas that live in a zoo But the craziest, zaniest guineas of all Are the ones that reside in Peru It is said that they live in the Andes And on weeken......Read the rest...

...Lefty Jacobs pushed through the doors, he wanted a drink, nothing more, after long days out on the trail, a ride so hard his horse had failed. He’d had to get out of Roystown, to many lawmen g......Read the rest...