Koala Poems - Poems about Koala

Recently I found a big Koala Sitting in my lounge watching t.v With fluffy grey hair and big round tum He was cute as can be! He didn’t look like other Koalas He was different to the rest He had fluffy hair around his head A bald patch in the middle Which looked like a birds nest! I asked Mr Koala What is going...

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A young Koala named Joey had an upset stomach ohwie. She fed him poop soup, a poothie to boot. Now he is handsome and showy! ...

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And why not? The Lucky country Bodyline Human skittles Murder Incorporated Swing lube I sit with friends and We put Together our greatest XI To face Mars My father shouts, "That's out!" And the umpire gives it My son reads The Beano and is Not interested In the sixes The announcer shouts, "Make some noise Edgbaston!" He is shoved over and the Harlequin Waitrose capped swanky...

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(For MTG, LB and their ilk) Give a koala A fistful of eucalyptus leaves; their only food, They won't know what to do with it. Gotta pick it themselves, or starve. That's because their brains are smooth, Like chicken breasts. No convolutions, small surface area, few connections. What you see is what you get; Pretty damned dumb for a mammal. It seems to me,...

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a strange koala in a tree staring very strangely right down at me i stare straight back up the tree as the cheeky koala spits on me hey there you,do not do that your a koala not a rat indeed this is strange, come down here ,lets have a chat his reply is no i done with that i am the king ,the...

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Barnaby the Koala has passed away, you see. But his story lives on in the hearts of many. Alberto the Pig needed severe health advice. He went to Barnaby and no longer doubted exercise. Chaquita the Chicken had a real bad nickname. She went to Barnaby and no longer was she ashamed. Muddy the Cow had issues of his own. He...

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Barnaby the Koala was 70 years old. He sat in a tree, and knowledge he sold. Barnaby the Kolala was wise as can be. His ways were particularly unique. Barnaby the Koala's days were ending. His last words: "My wise nature was always pretending". Barnaby the Koala was a huge liar. He looked on the internet for his "knowledge" he did aquire....

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Joey the Stuffed Koala is sitting high in the tree All cuddly and warm, fuzzy as he can be. He got trapped by Jimmy Vee, his neighbor’s hound. When it goes away, he might just come down. Up high like this, he can smell Mrs. Trotter’s apple pie. He hears Mr. Double’s shouting, and he wonders why. He has a good...

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Koalas Bears are cute Aussie animals Except their smell could clear all your passages Told by an Aussie lass Who was sex and a half Lost my kazoolu when she touched my apparatus...

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Australia keeps burning but what are we learning? Who cares about the kangeroos when we can still see them at our zoos.. Koalas are cute even with burned feet but how many koalas are you slated to meet.. Fifty million animals now dead "it's not global warming", is still being said.. Millions of acres the...

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Koala Bears are cute li'l Aussie animals Except for their smell, it could clear your passages Told my Aussie lass Who had a real sweet bum Lost my kangaroo when she tickled my apparatus...

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broad faced koala like Jim Henson stitched muppet stinky hugs clamber wide eyed from home in gum tree scared away by Aussie flames...

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cooling tang upon my palate- eucalyptus leaves sleep comes- a one-track mind’s exhausting nature’s way is the best- fine dining ...

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IF I WAS FORCED A favourite one for me, wrong! One for me, for me, for me, wrong! My feelings on faves very strong! My feelings are for all. One a day, big or cuddly small, So cuddly, cuddly, cuddly small. All life, amazing, hard to call. All life, I love the lot! Your favourite, thinks? Tigers' hot?  Yes, Tigers' Tigers', Tigers' hot! Did you know...

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Kym the Koala liked to climb And munch gum leaves all the time In the hot Aussie sun Up early munching leaves and having fun He saw jumping kangaroos And running large emus But he did not want to be like them A pastime climbing trees was easier in the end When up high in trees He could see far as he pleased Not being...

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