Ketchup Poems - Poems about Ketchup

My worst nightmare sat down beside me With the most angelic face And whispered things too hard to swallow His smile sweetening the taste “All that’s wicked has the upper hand “All that’s pure has gone...Read the rest...

This frigid weather is getting me down Was planning to sunbathe today Perhaps I won't with temps in the minus Skin freezes in 30 seconds they say Maybe it's better if I wait 3 or 4 months Sunburn is better...Read the rest...

My roommates Leong, Sophie, (Charles) and I were coming from a Yale sporting event. The sky looked like a dirty Swiffer-mop and the wind seemed to be ignoring the posted 20mph speed limit. It was...Read the rest...

There was a mighty head of state who thought he was like God. Within the prercincts of his house all feared his heavy plod. We now hear many stories, some of which appal, of crashing crockery on the floor ...Read the rest...

Yes you are lacking in basic culinary skills your cooking is wanting for a flavor thrill And heaven knows you'll never make a savory dish so close your eyes and use the chefs last wish Food too plain and...Read the rest...

(sung to the tune of "The Sailor's Hornpipe") Tell me what would happen if we were fishing here and we would fall asleep in the middle of the pier? Well, we might just roll around and no one...Read the rest...

Crazy. I thought of those recurring words. the ones that always come back. will they one day save me? nonsense as a simple interjection. or the last word of an old movie. the way my mom says 'never'. or a strange last...Read the rest...

Things need to get straight Somewhere there are pearly gates Using goodness as bait White and mystical Healthy and physical Then there is standing there in the street A...Read the rest...

Food packaging was once simple. Ketchup came in a glass bottle with a small cap that you unscrew. Now we have plastic package new. Man’s cleverness comes to the fore to give ketchup a novel pour. What clever gadgets we are...Read the rest...

Once relished was ketchup married; He liked mustard so he married; It was rather new; But not very Yahoo; Condiment life so unwarried; 10/4/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...Read the rest...

My fingernail ran off today with a Ketchup bottle, which was strange. I heard they were headed to Calvary, so I knew it was a bit deranged. The rest of the nails were in cahoots, making fun...Read the rest...

For hamburgers hotdogs and french fried potatoes add the sweet savory sauce a gift from tomatoes Ketchup Ketchup pour it thick for bland foods it does the trick Scramble eggs just to plain Ketchup adds that sweet tang Steak a little...Read the rest...

a young boy asked me once if ketchup could run would it eat mustard and if mustard could turn would it burn if left in the oven and if ketchup wasn't read would it be a book and can you put mustard on...Read the rest...

A child scratches a spacecraft in the dust, He does not call it a 'spacecraft' because it is 1911. The Colt Firearm Company has patented the first reliable semi-automatic pistol; it does not look like any other handgun. Decades earlier,...Read the rest...

Nor a lovely form, nor a relevant content, nor sophisticated writing technique. Goosebumps, a cool wave along the spine, a flash of pleasure and the pleasure's aftertaste - a strange feeling akin to a guilty...Read the rest...