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Keisters Poems - Poems about Keisters


Premium Member X-Mas at the Local Saloon
... Porky Pig and Dairy Cow-Moon did up X-mas at the local saloon Where Olive Oil and Pepe le pew had already downed more than a few Porky Pig and Cow-Moon ......Read the rest...
Categories: keisters, animal, celebration, christmas, drink,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Heebie Jeebies Came To Play
...The heebie-jeebies came by to play. I promptly shooed them straight away. Come on they said as they jiggled and jived. But my long-awaited guest had just arrived. Hey! What is happening? She as......Read the rest...
Categories: keisters, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Clue-Who Murdered the Easter Bunny
...It’s been ten days, the Easter Bunny is gone with hardly a trace, The Missus is inconsolable- an Easter basket-case, Evidence in plastic bags, some fibers and some fur, The family suspects foul play,......Read the rest...
Categories: keisters, funny, easter, easter,
Form: Burlesque
Snowpacalypse 2012
...The hills are getting slippery in Seattle News blares “Snowmageddon stay inside!” People lined up galore at their favorite grocery store Stalking up on snow gear and supplies Its pandemonium al......Read the rest...
Categories: keisters, adventure, funny, places, snow,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member There Was Once a Man From Dunkirk
...There abided an old dude in Dunkirk Who was a deacon in the parish kirk He cast his lecherous eyes On ladies' keisters and thighs He was renowned about town ......Read the rest...
Categories: keisters, funny
Form: Limerick




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