Kale Poems - Poems about Kale

Something came in the mail so i became pale but it was just a male named dale eating stale kale on sale found on a rail at yale but he failed and his female wearing a veil ran and bailed so he let out a wail and went to drink ale made from scales of...

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What could I eat today? I wonder. How about some kale? Suggests my roommate Under. I’d much rather eat live mice, or an ink pen or bird pooh off a tree. But I try not to say it, for it might seem mean of me. I did eat it once. Accidentally and it was worse than it looks. I know...

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by Wayne Wysocki I'm eating kale to slim my waist Lord knows it's not because of taste It took some while to appreciate The leafy green I love to hate The fibrous queen of super foods Can satisfy nutrition prudes, And comes in leafy shapes galore: Curly, Tuscan, dinosaur For variation I can gnaw This crucifer sautéed or raw, Just as is, or baked as chips, A...

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Green leaves tossed about No sugar, fat or flavour to shout You know you should eat it more But chewing rabbit food is such a chore Increase you life span by the week There will be no more red meat The days of unrelenting taste Have left us - Oh, what a waste So as we look to our culinary future Alas, all I...

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Part 3 She dropped the greens in a hurry sliding back on all fours desperate to get away from the vegetable that she couldn’t have seen move she was going crazy that was the only logical solution But somehow, she knew, this wasn’t one of the many times her mind had tricked her making her believe something that no one else believed Throwing away...

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Part 2 Now they had to get revenge They crawled through the night the ground frozen from days without sun to the place where she had gone, her human skin not strong enough to live in the cold her mind so reveled in When morning came they waited and waited and waited for the perfect moment to make their move the get the revenge they...

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Part 1 Summer days turned to winter wind chilling each who dared to venture out into the cold days and night the ones that robbed us of our warm sun and days of fun. The vegetables were dying starving for the light that was once abundantly theirs They’re hungry calling out for help in the dead flower beds and gardens covered in snow The...

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There's a land to visit in your dreams a place that really has, it seems, no Brussels sprouts or cauliflower, no cabbage, broccoli or sauer- -kraut or parsnips or broad beans, and where peas truly are the only greens. Spuds they bake there have some crunch so they go quite well with Sunday lunch. And, to get apple pie or creamy...

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Steam just 'til leaves turn bright green. Toss with minced garlic, chopped olives (kalamata) grapeseed oil, almonds and fresh lemon juice. Feta topped. Yum! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am grateful for Chad, my new tattoo artist....

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